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Fuck Steve Harvey
Before I even start, let me say that this “Think Like a Man” book is a Bible to reformed hoes.
A woman can certainly relate to a man without thinking like one. We should be complimentary pieces, not congruent ones. If a woman is smart, she wouldn’t have to put on her male hat to figure shit out. Only a dumb bitch needs to process shit like a dude so that she as a woman can get the message. What genius hoe thought of reading a Steve Harvey novel to figure out the male species? That “think like a man” shit is just code for “If it’s good for men to do it then it’s good for chicks to do it” and that’s a silly way of looking at the world. If you need Steve Harvey (who is a fucking adulterer, might I add) or a movie to teach you anything, you’re far lost.
Steve Harvey doesn’t know your pussy struggles. This the same nigga who dyes his hair jet black, colors in his hair line and hosts Family Feud. That ain’t balling bruh. Anyone rocking Cab Calloway’s old suits and 2 failed marriages can’t provide me with guidance or hook me up with a soul. The game ain’t never that crucial.
I refuse to watch the movie adaptation of that weak ass book. I want to support black actors, but I don’t want Steve Harvey buying bright suits and odd hairpieces with my hard earned American dollars.
What happened to mothers teaching daughters? Since when is Steve Harvey adequate instruction?
A man cannot tell a woman how to be a better woman. They can tell women what they want, what they like, why they are who we are – but that doesn’t make you a more capable woman. If women embraced more of their sacred feminine nature, and men did the same, relationships would be better off for it, because we’d all be comfortable in our own skin. Right now you have women acting like men, and men acting like chicks, and the whole thing is confused and messed up.
And I’d like to add that just having your father in the home does not mean you will automatically get a lesson on what a man wants. You can have a cable box in your house, but if it isn’t installed then you don’t have cable. It isn’t enough to just be present.
Maybe I should write a book. “Act Like a Cracker, Think Like a Nigga: A Handbook for Success in the Workplace”. Or how about “Act Like a Muslim, Think Like a Jew: A Guide on Keeping it Real in the Streets While Stashing Your Paper” ? I’m pretty fucking insightful.
“Act Like You Know Me, Think Like I Won’t Remember You: How to React When You See Me in the Street.”
For starters, this whole ”think like a man” epidemic has hoeism on the rise. Women who attempt to think like men have hard vaginas and light mustaches. The day any type of Steve Harvey advice enters my cipher is the day I go apply for government benefits.
And not to get all soft, but this nigga Steve telling females to wait 90 days to get a dick slapped on your face but I thought in the bible (which Mr. Harvey claims to live by) it CLEARLY suggested that you wait to spread eagle until marriage.
Steve a fucking traitor to the real nigga race. Women feel all empowered and wanna be like Joan from Girlfriends with her 3 month rule and shit. ”What are we?” mass texts being sent. Guess who’s gonna deal with that shit?
Think like a man and get slapped down like one. Steve about the be the cause for the Black Eye Movement that’s about to ensue for the remainder of 2012.
Honestly, this rant is aimed toward you sour scalped black bitches. You don’t see white, Asian and Hispanic broads thinking like men and that’s why they’re getting married and we’re stuck in the projects with bastard kids and public assistance on speed dial. For the sake of a long, healthy relationship, don’t even make eye contact with Steve Harvey products.
I’d rather read a Derrick Rose essay paper.
Escort this nigga Steve off the fucking premises. This fool’s ideology is bound to leave you broads old, vindictive, resentful and Waiting to Exhale type scorned. Any chick that swears by this man is giving you permission to cheat on her. If God wanted you to think like a man, he would have made you with semen sacks and a pork sword instead of beef curtains so pipe the fuck down. No way in hell thinking like a man equates to thinking smarter so just halt. I have a solution to all this shit.
Most 2012 bitches just stopped learning how to cook like niggas don’t like eating anymore. Ain’t shit changed. If this ain’t you, maybe it’s your box.
Take your index & middle fingers and insert them slowly into your vagina.
Now smell them.
Now taste them.
Now do you see why you’re single?
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Fuck Steve Harvey
Before I even start, let me say that this “Think Like a Man” book is a Bible to reformed hoes.
A woman can certainly relate to a man without thinking like one. We should be complimentary pieces, not congruent ones. If a woman is smart, she wouldn’t have to put on her male hat to figure shit out. Only a dumb bitch needs to process shit like a dude so that she as a woman can get the message. What genius hoe thought of reading a Steve Harvey novel to figure out the male species? That “think like a man” shit is just code for “If it’s good for men to do it then it’s good for chicks to do it” and that’s a silly way of looking at the world. If you need Steve Harvey (who is a fucking adulterer, might I add) or a movie to teach you anything, you’re far lost.
Steve Harvey doesn’t know your pussy struggles. This the same nigga who dyes his hair jet black, colors in his hair line and hosts Family Feud. That ain’t balling bruh. Anyone rocking Cab Calloway’s old suits and 2 failed marriages can’t provide me with guidance or hook me up with a soul. The game ain’t never that crucial.
I refuse to watch the movie adaptation of that weak ass book. I want to support black actors, but I don’t want Steve Harvey buying bright suits and odd hairpieces with my hard earned American dollars.
What happened to mothers teaching daughters? Since when is Steve Harvey adequate instruction?
A man cannot tell a woman how to be a better woman. They can tell women what they want, what they like, why they are who we are – but that doesn’t make you a more capable woman. If women embraced more of their sacred feminine nature, and men did the same, relationships would be better off for it, because we’d all be comfortable in our own skin. Right now you have women acting like men, and men acting like chicks, and the whole thing is confused and messed up.
And I’d like to add that just having your father in the home does not mean you will automatically get a lesson on what a man wants. You can have a cable box in your house, but if it isn’t installed then you don’t have cable. It isn’t enough to just be present.
Maybe I should write a book. “Act Like a Cracker, Think Like a Nigga: A Handbook for Success in the Workplace”. Or how about “Act Like a Muslim, Think Like a Jew: A Guide on Keeping it Real in the Streets While Stashing Your Paper” ? I’m pretty fucking insightful.
“Act Like You Know Me, Think Like I Won’t Remember You: How to React When You See Me in the Street.”
For starters, this whole ”think like a man” epidemic has hoeism on the rise. Women who attempt to think like men have hard vaginas and light mustaches. The day any type of Steve Harvey advice enters my cipher is the day I go apply for government benefits.
And not to get all soft, but this nigga Steve telling females to wait 90 days to get a dick slapped on your face but I thought in the bible (which Mr. Harvey claims to live by) it CLEARLY suggested that you wait to spread eagle until marriage.
Steve a fucking traitor to the real nigga race. Women feel all empowered and wanna be like Joan from Girlfriends with her 3 month rule and shit. ”What are we?” mass texts being sent. Guess who’s gonna deal with that shit?
Think like a man and get slapped down like one. Steve about the be the cause for the Black Eye Movement that’s about to ensue for the remainder of 2012.
Honestly, this rant is aimed toward you sour scalped black bitches. You don’t see white, Asian and Hispanic broads thinking like men and that’s why they’re getting married and we’re stuck in the projects with bastard kids and public assistance on speed dial. For the sake of a long, healthy relationship, don’t even make eye contact with Steve Harvey products.
I’d rather read a Derrick Rose essay paper.
Escort this nigga Steve off the fucking premises. This fool’s ideology is bound to leave you broads old, vindictive, resentful and Waiting to Exhale type scorned. Any chick that swears by this man is giving you permission to cheat on her. If God wanted you to think like a man, he would have made you with semen sacks and a pork sword instead of beef curtains so pipe the fuck down. No way in hell thinking like a man equates to thinking smarter so just halt. I have a solution to all this shit.
Most 2012 bitches just stopped learning how to cook like niggas don’t like eating anymore. Ain’t shit changed. If this ain’t you, maybe it’s your box.
Take your index & middle fingers and insert them slowly into your vagina.
Now smell them.
Now taste them.
Now do you see why you’re single?
http://educatedcoon.com/2012/04/22/fuck-steve-harvey/
Looks like she's just starting so check out some of her other posts.
I'm in fucking tears.
