Funny Quote Of The Week

[Dr. Truth]

Originally Posted by redsox
Its funny how one single post can forever alter ones "board persona"
Before Billy's picture was exposed, he posted here like some bad ass
thug. If anyone said boo to him, he would launch into pages and
pages of personal attacks. After he got exposed, Billy is
reduced to one of the board clowns. He is another Kenneth or Hazmatic.
He is just trying to hang on here. His role is now of comic relief.
Billy is the fat mommas boy pervert who people now turn to as
a butt of jokes. Even noobs are free to attack Billy and there isnt
a thing he can do about it but pretend it dont bother him. Bet Billy
wishes he never heard of myspace now.

 

[glock361]

QUOTE OF THE MONTH! HAZ WROTE GET OFF MY NUTS IN Hyroglifics!!!!!...AHAHA

 

[Al DeSalvo]

QUOTE OF THE MONTH! HAZ WROTE GET OFF MY NUTS IN HIERO! AHAHA

you misread his hieroglyphics. hazmatic actually wrote: please fondle my nuts

 

[glock361]

you misread his hieroglyphics. hazmatic actually wrote: please fondle my nuts

Yo bitch ass aint Egyptian ole beatup Ex_Detroit Pisston Afro wearing mufukka! So you aint qualified to do Egyptian translations bitch! OTAY? ole bitch!

 

[glock361]

AL DESALVO

 

[Arizona Ron]

Lemme guess, you are a new member from Tuscon that came in pushing the black Yukon, you usually have the slowhands groove on?

This fool is cosigning himself.

That ain't funny maaaaaaaann!

I luv u bruh...ole ass nigga

 

[peanut1]

I luv u bruh...ole ass nigga

Oh yeah? You stupid as a young'n chose not to choose new names wisely.

Niggas beef just like us
Picture me being scared of a nigga that reads the same posts I read
Niggas beef just like us
Pictures posted got him shook
We can both post jokes but we all know how you look
Niggas beef just like us
Picture a nigga hiding
Inside of his mom's crib with a stuffed monkey that's crying
Niggas beef just like us
I'd rather go toe to toe with all y'all
Owning you is part of the protocol

 

[Arizona Ron]

Oh yeah? You stupid as a young'n chose not to choose new names wisely.

Niggas beef just like us
Picture me being scared of a nig that reads the same posts I read
Niggas beef just like us
Pictures posted got him shook
We can both post jokes but we all know how you look
Niggas beef just like us
Picture a nigga hiding
Inside of his mom's crib with a stuffed monkey that's crying
Niggas beef just like us
I'd rather go toe to toe with all y'all aliases
Owning you is part of the protocol

fuck u nigga...

 

[Kim Jong Il]

Yo bitch ass aint Egyptian ole beatup Ex_Detroit Pisston Afro wearing mufukka! So you aint qualified to do Egyptian translations bitch! OTAY? ole bitch!

This is Duke, and by looking at the join date he has been sitting on this screen name for a minute

 

[Al DeSalvo]

This is Duke, and by looking at the join date he has been sitting on this screen name for a minute

yup its duke. for one this nigga and king grownfaggy are the only fools here who stick up for gaygonit. and i never seen this dudes screen name before and he's going after me. yup its a dukie.

 

[shanebp1978]

Name Weird Or Abnormal Habits That You May Have.

http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=113779&page=1&pp=20

• All the pencils on my desk must be sharpened and they must all be the same length at all times.
• Everything in my office must be at either 0°, 45°, or 90° angles.
• I always buy gas in multiples of 3, even when I pay with a card ($24, $27, $30,$33... and I don't know why)
• I IRON bill currency I have so they'll fold evenly in the money clip because I hate dog-eared bills.
• Every Friday, I take the long way home from work so I can drive through downtown, past three building with glass fronts, just to look at the reflection of the car as I drive by... every Friday.
• I'm physically incapable of walking past a stack of books or magazines without lining up the spines in a straight line.
• I don't like it when people stand at odd angles to the walls around them... damn angle-standers.

Hold on, lemme center that so it's nice and even...

there we go...







Hey!

CLASSIC!

 

[TEN]

^^^ LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

..thanks shane!!

 

[elchoccolatte]

Ten??? Where's the one when the one cat said to you

Are you fucking talking to me, And you came back with...



No, I'm talking to fuck you, I laughed my ass off for hours @ that Ish...

 

[Duval's King]

No......no one on BGOL (of ALL places) knew that Stacy Dash posed for Playboy.

You have just made "The Post of the Year".

Your status should automatically be bumped to Ultra Superstar.

Especially since you are a noob.....wait a minute.......Join Date: Dec 15, 2004....

WTF?!!!!

You mean that you've been lurking on this bitch for going on two years and you don't know by now that anything ass or tits worth posting on ANY website on the internet gets posted here FIRST?!!!!!

If I could reach through this display, I'd choke your ass straight to death.

Log off.

D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)

in response to a noob postin the stacy dash pics

 

[TEN]

Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by frankrizzo1980
yo thats wild son...how do u do that...instructions please
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Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by gameboy
You see all those letters and sentences he typed above the pictures. I bet he hid the info in there somewhere dumbass.

btw,,, tight shit bra!
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[D24OHA]

Yo I co-sign that gameboy, LMAO!!!

 

[Duval's King]

Does anybody have Billy's "suicide letter" from back when he was Costanza's Father?

Or his threats of homo rape against SoupNuts and subsequent claim that he was a psychologist doing a study on BGOL back when he was BananaMan?

Or his original "I'm a fat looser" speech that started this whole thing (I can't even remember what his name was back then)?

This is his thing. I sympathised with him when he wrote his suicide letter because I thought it was sincere the first time (for about 5 minutes).

I guarantee you, that pic that is going around was even "leaked" by Billy himself to set this whole thing off. He enjoys it.

Monday morning, he'll be on here with a new identity and start his bullshit racist rants again and all the cats "feeling" him now will be out downloading photoshop tutorials so they can be prepared to join in on the next roast.

Here's a template of his bloated head for those who may want to join the fun.

this shit had me dying..a template!!!

 

[TEN]

1 Letoya Letoya 164,802 999 536 165,346
2 Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 22-now That's What I Call 150,803 -27 207,004 755,969
3 pharrell In My Mind 141,815 999 366 142,194
4 Petty*tom Highway Companion 112,439 999 270 112,777
5 gnarls Barkley St. Elsewhere 53,846 2 52,829 615,061

playboy, I don't know what none of them got dayum numbers mean......for a minute I went and got my lottery tickets and thought I won something!!!!

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[TEN]

HNIC we need a pornless link to the board for kats a work

Are you retarded? Why would he make a porn-less porn board?
Why don't you ask Disney to remake "All Dat Azz 16"?

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[Spectrum]

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yeah..i remember that one..had me rollin

 

[TEN]

Quote:
<table border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> Originally Posted by Kenneth
I am sad to say that it is true. I do come here for excitement because I have no friends in real life and I am weird.
I have no respect for my mind, body or soul. I am a complete loser.
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CAKE!

KENNETH HELL

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[TEN]

Whats the best way to make a girl cum and how do you do it?!?!?!

Please dont post shemale pics

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[DCStandUp]

 

[TEN]

Kanye need to help buddy get some contacts or sompem. That nigga look like he could see thru my monitor wit them magnifying glasses. That nigga got a hubble telescope on rims. He could work for NASA. Fuck sendin sattelites up. Send that nigga outside..."Now look up and tell me what you see buddy."

LMBAOOOOO
Award Winning Comedy!!

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[Lexx Diamond]

^^^This shit is hilarious

 

[Spectrum]

cosign on the above post..mad funny about them specs...lololol!

 

[TEN]

Quote: <table border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> Originally Posted by Blunt
Where does the "ho" part come in? LOL.
Serena Williams?? Why? Because of her ass?
I doubt she's ever even had sex. Same goes for Venus.
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Award Winning Stupid Idiot Statement Of 2006

 

[shanebp1978]

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If you can aim for a toilet with deadly accuracy you should be able to control your cuumshot with the same accuracy. By the way... the day you get cum in your eyes then you can talk... Think about it, semen contains sperm. Sperms whole purpose is to penetrate an egg. When it hits the eye, the sperm doesn't know its not an egg... so it tries to penetrate. That shit fucking burns... and in some cases, can cause swelling and is extremely painful. Think basic high school physiology and it will all make sense.

Sinn

She's a sinner & I don't care . . . but . . . .

Stop sucking dicks for a living if you are that offended.

Or take it up with your union representative.

 

[TEN]

^ l M A O

 

[DjMorpheus]

LMBAOOOOO
Award Winning Comedy!!

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man I almost missed this...totally forgot about dude wit them coke bottle bottoms.lol

 

[l_sizzle210]

Topic Why Do Niggaz like Baby Oil on Asses?!?!?

...I personally don't care for it....it's a big greasy mess that fucks up your sheets...and forget about satin ones.....

"Baby oil messes up my sheets"...man this board has turned bitch...a lot of niggas hating on women and sounding like uptight ho's...what the fukk if you fukkin you gone have to change sheets regardless...do you bust your nut neatly into a napkin fold the shit then throw it away? Does your bitch cum in a jar...niggas is acting like some dumb ass ho's...you pour baby oil on a bitchs ass for the same reason you shine your jewelry....so that shit can glow and look pretty as a muthafukka...

 

[LSN]

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She's a sinner & I don't care . . . but . . . .

That Black Triple H quote is funny as shit...

^^^ lol thanks for the mention!

 

[Spectrum]

Topic Why Do Niggaz like Baby Oil on Asses?!?!?

Yeah dawg..that Soup response had me rollin

 

[Fort Liquordale]

Is She A Porn Star

ID if she is please.

of course not
(look at the size of that head)
I heard she was an unlockable character in NBA Jam TE

 

[TEN]

Where are the red x's and gold frogs when I need them?!?!

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