CAC's Mad!!: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House.....

Studio718 · Apr 14, 2010

"This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this…this…black man in less than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've"

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ClevelandDawg216 · Apr 14, 2010

HALO2 · Apr 14, 2010

I'm confused.

Mac4L1ph3 · Apr 14, 2010

I don't usually laugh at the Onion articles but one that was funny

lol @ HALO

DAYNE · Apr 14, 2010

Devilstrider · Apr 14, 2010

HALO said:
I'm confused.

Please tell me you are smarter than this.

DragonXJC · Apr 14, 2010

M.H.C. · Apr 14, 2010

HALO said:
I'm confused.

DragonXJC · Apr 14, 2010

I wonder how many e-militants came in here like :angry:

and then

Mask · Apr 14, 2010

Them kats be wildin' lol

godofwine · Apr 14, 2010

The onion is a damned trip. They make shit look real as hell, too.

HALO2 · Apr 14, 2010

M.H.C. said:

I was getting ready to defend interracial relations and upon further inspection....let's just say the wind got let out of my sail. :lol:

Mello Mello · Apr 14, 2010

Agent69 · Apr 14, 2010

Just made me spit my damn drink out! :lol:

Ming Fei Hong · Apr 14, 2010

Blunt · Apr 14, 2010

Devilstrider said:
Please tell me you are smarter than this.

Sadly, he's not.

Cock Head Jones · Apr 14, 2010

LatinDragonXJC said:
I wonder how many e-militants came in here like and then

dashiki's flapping in the wind...

heiesuke · Apr 14, 2010

LMAO

DeSiRe · Apr 14, 2010

It's a goddamned shame, I tell you. Mark my words, no black man will ever set foot in here until I've had time to whip up a quick bruschetta at the very least!