If You Have These 8 Types Of Sex, You're In A Long-Term Couple

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If You Have These 8 Types Of Sex, You're In A Long-Term Couple
The Saturday afternoon sex-nap combo.

Posted on August 16, 2017, at 5:49 a.m.

Becky Barnicoat
BuzzFeed Staff
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1. Sofa sex

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You’re doing a TV marathon in your pyjamas. You feel a bit sexy. Quick interval for sex, then back to episode 8 of Twin Peaks.

2. The Saturday afternoon sex-nap combo

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You’re lounging around in bed, too lazy to get dressed. You have a lil romantic encounter, then fall into a dreamy afternoon snooze. Perfect.

3. Even quicker than a quickie sex

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Once you know what buttons to press, sex can be extremely low hassle.

4. Sex without the laundry

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By making a few simple adjustments, the lazy couple can get their kicks, without having to do any boring cleaning afterwards!

5. World's laziest position sex

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You’re both lying down and move as little as possible to achieve the required results.

6. Fully dressed sex

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You can’t be arsed to get naked, so you just remove the essentials and still have a great time.

7. Budget airline sex

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No frills sex that gets you where you need to go.

8. No sex!

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Choosing sleep over romance is one of life’s great treats.

 

[LennyNero1972]

Cute.