Woman farting in my company

[the13thround]

My wife accidentally passed gas on our first date.
She was embarrassed beyond belief.
We still laugh about it to this day.
I don't understand putting women on pedestals.
They burp, fart, piss and shit too.....THEY'RE HUMAN.

 

[850credit]

She was ready to make that pussy fart

 

[Dr. Truth]

My wife accidentally passed gas on our first date.
She was embarrassed beyond belief.
We still laugh about it to this day.
I don't understand putting women on pedestals.
They burp, fart, piss and shit too.....THEY'RE HUMAN.

This woman doesn’t fart

 

[sammyjax]

My wife accidentally passed gas on our first date.
She was embarrassed beyond belief.
We still laugh about it to this day.
I don't understand putting women on pedestals.
They burp, fart, piss and shit too.....THEY'RE HUMAN.

yeah niggas really be sounding like they don't fuck w women for real

like

this bitch do what you do

 

[TooTrilla]

A bitch cant fart round me until at least 6 months. And that first one gonna be a decision.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Could've enacted some revenge by dutch ovening her later on that night

What does this mean?

 

[DragonXJC]

What does this mean?

 

[Dr. Truth]

What does this mean?

It means he’s dating a Jew

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Yawl some nasty mfz

 

[Heavenlywings77]

I was on a date with a fine ass chick, we get back to my spot. We're in my room, she gets up walks to the to the middle of the doorway, farts and instantly gets back in bed.

Reminded me of how Loc Dogg must have felt

 

[bbuzzard]

 

[bbuzzard]

I'm like Uncle Rich

 

[shaddyvillethug]

I was on a date with a fine ass chick, we get back to my spot. We're in my room, she gets up walks to the to the middle of the doorway, farts and instantly gets back in bed.

Reminded me of how Loc Dogg must have felt

Did u hear it?

 

[Heavenlywings77]

Did u hear it?

No, she just kind of slightly pointed her butt out of the room.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Bitches be nasty

 

[doe moe]