When you and your partner run out of edible warming oils, and lotions, what things around the house do you use as a substitute?
What's the best household sexual lubricant?
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pussy juice
I wrote sexual lubricant, but what I meant was flavored oil.
As soon as I drink another couple of beers, I'm going to wake my girl up and fuck. She bathes every morning, but it's night time now. She's not fresh because it's about time for her to bathe.
Nothing pisses me off more, and kills the mood more, then when I'm ready to lick my girl's pussy but she makes me wait while she washes up. I really, really, hate that. But at the same time, her and I both know that since she hasn't bathed in about 18 hours she's not that fresh.
The solution is flavored heating massage oil/sexual lubricant. It makes pussy taste better to me. Moreover, if after I go down on her I fall asleep before I wash up, I won't have that pussy taste in mouth when I wake up.
Since I'm out right now, and I don't feel like driving 30 minutes to get more, what is a good household substitute for sexual lubricant?
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DO NOT put foreign ish into your female companion's vagina. If you really care about her let her wash up. Selfishness is a sad state man.
WOW...
amazed but not shocked Spit 
DO NOT put foreign ish into your female companion's vagina. If you really care about her let her wash up. Selfishness is a sad state man.
WOW...
How is that selfish? I go into the bedroom rock hard and ready to be passionate and spontaneous but she puts me on hold for 15 minutes while she washes up. In the mean while, while I'm waiting, my reason returns and displaces my passion. If she has to pee first, which she usually does, than that's different.
I've never heard that edible flavored heating massage oil is that bad. If using it makes sex more passionate, spontaneous, and enjoyable, what's the harm? Anyway, when she's awake and we know we are going to have sex she usually washes up before its time to have sex, which I don't mind. But it sucks to go lay down in bed next to her, kiss on her and let myslef go, and then when I really get into it she puts me on pause 15 minutes (I timed her, it's literally 15-20 minutes), or so while she washes up. If I can use an oil to let things flow naturally then what's the harm?
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car wax...if she's been acting up...right up the poop chute...
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Nigg* u on that bullshit
If u livin with and eatin a bitch pussy STFU u already know what it taste like unless she got a midget choppin fish livin in her pussy
Spit
That could work too right....
Do I really have to give a tutorial on how the vagina works? There are a lot of those oils etc out there that can affect the female chemical balance.If you must use lubricants be sure to get something water based.
I would think that you'd appreciate a clean pussy. If you gotta wait for a few touch yourself while you wait.Have a lil fantasy on the go. I mean you here on the forum for crying out loud. You can't be that much in need.
BTW why do you have multiple user names?
Nigg* u on that bullshit
If u livin with and eatin a bitch pussy STFU u already know what it taste like unless she got a midget choppin fish livin in her pussy
Grow the fuck up. If me and my girl break a sweat bowling, and playing air-hockey, and fighting video games, like we usually do, her pussy cannot be eaten without oil unless she bathes. A girl's pussy sweats just like our balls do.
If she is not wet enough, you know what you need to do. First of all pussy should not have any taste to it. If it does there may be some sort of problem with it. Some pussy's may be juicier than others and they all respond differently but they all should have little to no flavor. What flavor is skin?
The best lubricant is natural pussy juice. Keep her turned on and your both good to go. She'll naturally produce all the lubricant you both need.
I've experemented with oils and they can be nice but some women have bad reactions to oils and especially the warming oils. For some women warming oils don't belong in or on the pussy.
As for her wanting to wash up don't trip with that. She knows her body and if taking 15 minutes to shower makes her feel better about herself then its worth the wait.
No I don't have other user names, I don't have that much free time. And I'm not crying out loud, I asked a question. If you don't want to answer it, then that's cool. You basically said my question was dumb, and then offered to give me a tutorial on why it's dumb. I'm simply not trying to hear all that, though. You think my question is dumb, it's whatever. I can live with that. I'm not trying to argue with you.
You a bitch ass nigg@ dude. I hope u realize that for whatever you won't do another nigg@ will. I don't know you or your girl but unless she got gorillas climbing out her pussy every time she fart you in trouble. Sadly though you talking about 18 hours and her shit being sweaty
yeah she fuckin somebody else
MB how are you baby...wanna play? You do know I'm a vegetarian as as natural as you can get
Thanks for educating the lost brother
I never argue.
Its my understanding that you simply do not comprehend therefore my answer is of no consequence. I also never use the word dumb.
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You a bitch ass nigg@ dude. I hope u realize that for whatever you won't do another nigg@ will. I don't know you or your girl but unless she got gorillas climbing out her pussy every time she fart you in trouble. Sadly though you talking about 18 hours and her shit being sweaty
You are obviously a non-pussy getting nigga. Seriously, that's very, very, obvious. I agree with what Mo-Betta said, in that once pussy get's wet it doesnt taste bad. But if your girl has had panties on all day and you pull them down and immediately start licking, her pussy is not going to taste that great. Pussy sweats. And if your girl has a lot of pubic hair, no matter how well she wipes, you're going to taste pee once in a while.
Hence warming flavored oil. That eliminates all of those problems. For real, I think that you're a bitch who probably still lives with his mom.
dang so your girl has a sweaty hairy pee pee pussy and you get mad when she wanna wash it and instead want to add oil to that mix? You might be just better off gargling some douche while you eat it
You a bitch ass nigg@ dude. I hope u realize that for whatever you won't do another nigg@ will. I don't know you or your girl but unless she got gorillas climbing out her pussy every time she fart you in trouble. Sadly though you talking about 18 hours and her shit being sweaty
What did I say that I wouldn't do? It seems like that the first thing pawn niggas say when another brother talks about their woman is that "whatever you won't do another nigg@ will.." Again, what did I say that I wouldn't do? You fail.
I complained about having to wait 15-20 minutes before eating my girls pussy. But I didn't say that there was something I wouldn't do to please my girl. I eat pussy better than a lesbian, I seek out the swole part, isolate it, and lick as tenderly or as forceably as her body language tells me to.
Did you comprehend the words that I wrote? How does anything I wrote say that there's something I wont do. How does 'what I won't do another nigga will" play into anything that I typed?
Seriously, it seems like you spout cliches until another pawn co-signs. Did you read what I wrote critically, i.e., did you try to understand my words and what I was trying to say? Or did you just browse over the words I wrote and without thinking place your interpretations upon them? You did the latter because you're unintelligent.
Do you get it? Don't you know that I see you, whoevever you are, tucked away safely and anonymously over the internet? You aren't very smart because you have the reading comprehension skills of an elementary school student. Yet, you're trying to ridicule me, over something that I never said? You're an idiot. I would exploit you in real life.
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First off as I stated earlier if yo girl's pussy gets that rotten after the facts u posted about her she's fuckin around on you or she has vaginitis . Secondly you've exposed yourself with this bullshit ass thread about how your girl's pussy is so stank you won't eat it if she hasn't washed it, Thirdly even if I am living with my mom I'm doing a shit load better than you are right now than you are with your girl and her bafumba smelling ass pussy
First off as I stated earlier if yo girl's pussy gets that rotten after the facts u posted about her she's fuckin around on you or she has vaginitis . Secondly you've exposed yourself with this bullshit ass thread about how your girl's pussy is so stank you won't eat it if she hasn't washed it, Thirdly even if I am living with my mom I'm doing a shit load better than you are right now than you are with your girl and her bafumba smelling ass pussy
So you live with your mom, and you're on a porn board. Do you and your mom share the same computer? Do you and your mom visit the same web sites? I bet your mom is a fan of Bryron Pumper/gay porn.
Seriously, odds are that your mom looks at porn just like you do. Either your mom is divorced, or your dad isint fucking her right. She's looks at porn and masturbates to the same computer that you do because she's only human.
After you finish fingering your clit, do you wipe off the keyboard? Does your mom wipe off the keyboard after she masturbates? I'd bet that you touch your keyboard and finger your clit until you orgasam. Then, shortly after you've gone to bed, in the morning, your mom touches the same keyboard and fingers her clit until she orgasams. Then, without washing her hands she fixes you breakfast.
I'm surprised that your mom isint pregnant with your baby. You know after all this time odds are that she's rubbed some of the cum you left on the keyboard into her pussy. If you have a baby brother/sister, you're probably the father.
WOW I wasn't expecting you to lose your cool as much as you did about the topic you posted
If your girl's pussy is that bad on the real though have her go get that shit checked out. While your at it go get yourself checked out as well
WOW I wasn't expecting you to lose your cool as much as you did about the topic you posted
If your girl's pussy is that bad on the real though have her go get that shit checked out. While your at it go get yourself checked out as well
Like I said, you're stupid; it doesn't suprise me that you think I "lost my cool." Still, don't try to detract from the fact that you spend this much time on a porn board while you live at your momma's house. Instead of arguing with anonymous internet users, shouldn't you be out trying to find a job so you can move out of your momma's crib?
Doesn't it bother you that you and your mom use the same computer to masturbate? How many times have you found your mom asleep at the computer screen with her panties down around her ankles, and a vibrator stuck in her pussy?
Aren't you tired of seeing your mom that way? Don't you have any self-respect? Are or you so used to it that you don't get embarassed anymore? Instead of arguing with me you need to get a job and move out, so that your mom can masturbate in peace.
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Bump. Don't even try any "household sexual lubricants" on a woman's vagina. That's the type of thing that leads to vaginal irritation and possible infection
. If you love your girl, you'll take that extra step and buy some actual sexual lubricant or have a heart to heart with her about the issue and, together, come up with some ideas.
MB how are you baby...wanna play? You do know I'm a vegetarian as natural as you can get
Thanks for educating the lost brother
Hmm a steamy hot vegetarian.... Goodbye meats. You maybe a vegetarian but there's no denying you know how to spread the butter. You keep this up and you profile locations going to change to there.
Later for the play Baby, its time to get busy.
As for the "lost brother" he will awaken probably when its much too late. All we can do is put the knowledge out there. The rest is up to them.
Bump. Don't even try any "household sexual lubricants" on a woman's vagina. That's the type of thing that leads to vaginal irritation and possible infection
Jo girl why are you even bothering, guy just seems to want that flavoured oil.
He must be a young one he deleted a question to me asking me my age and wanting to know how long I have been sexually active
I guess that had something to do with the topic 
You must be one of those guys that think that sex is exactly how it is in porn.
People get musty. People have to take showers. Spontaneity is great but rarely feasible and easy.
I mean damn, if you enjoy the sex what else do you want?
Sheesh.
People get musty. People have to take showers. Spontaneity is great but rarely feasible and easy.
I mean damn, if you enjoy the sex what else do you want?
Sheesh.
Hmm a steamy hot vegetarian.... Goodbye meats. You maybe a vegetarian but there's no denying you know how to spread the butter. You keep this up and you profile locations going to change to there.
As for the "lost brother" he will awaken probably when its much too late. All we can do is put the knowledge out there. The rest is up to them.
MB you make me 
So how busy we getting. 
First of all, I would be very appreciative of a woman who takes the time and effort to be her freshest before we'd have sex.
Second, what do you mean by "your reason returns?" You start having doubts about having sex? Also, if you cannot keep your passion going for the 15 minutes while you are waiting IN ANTICIPATION for your lady, then you need some help.
Third, sounds pretty selfish to me. Also, how about solving two (or three things) at once. Why not join your lady in the shower, help her get clean (and you can clean yourself at the same time), and get things started at the same time and then move it into the bedroom?
pussy juice
Well he never said his partner was a woman.
These 2 replies would have been enough for me to delete this thread.
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