What kind of fuck do female celebs look like???

[ThaBurgerPimp]

denise austin

..she'd be sounding like she trying to coach you through it w/ the breathing and talking"thats it..nice and slow...try to hold it all back.."


jillian michaels

..on the other hand will have you like while she grunting and saying stuff like "..you better NOT bust early..don't you do it!!"

 

[geechiedan]

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[geechiedan]

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[KoolJay]

Lehggo Got Dammit

Jigga, I was with you on all the items, and then you pulled out the Holy Writ.

 

[KoolJay]

looks like a experienced riiider!! oooo,I just know she's a Freak with a capital "F" when she's on top

looks like a boring lay,but just to say I did it. Does'nt look like it would take much to put Ms.Gellar to bed. I would also beat with my pinky on my right hand out

Man, went over to my dudes house this weekend and was choppin it up when I noticed some pics on the wall. It was Mya, I knew his wife was in the entertaiment business, but come to find out that she manages or is Mya's agent. May is also his wife's God-Daughter.

 

[geechiedan]

JADA PINKETT SMITH

Jada once said that Will made love to her like a woman..from that I take it there's a lot of pussy munching. A LOT OF PUSSY MUNCHING. So getting with Jada probably consist of marathon oral sessions. Mixed with massage and caressing. Actual fucking is slow and sensual all the way. Rumor has it the Pinkett-Smiths are swingers so third party action is a definite. Jada looks like she likes riding up-top and whatever you do you have to take control. She has a strong personality so she wants her man to even stronger than she is.


HAYDEN PANETTIERE

This chick dated a dude 5 times her size so you know she likes it rough and ready. Hayden is what I call a ragdoll fuck. If her feet are touching the ground then youre doing it wrong! Expect a lot of porn star noises back arching and hair whipping.




SALMA HAYEK

As fine as Salma is there's no need to get fancy here. Just grind it out with the standards with an emphasis on mish and doggy. Salma looks like the talkative type so she'll be giving you instructions and encouragement all the while.

 

[geechiedan]

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[ThaBurgerPimp]

these two probably like being bent over their kitchen counters

 

[geechiedan]

ALICIA KEYS

Expect to sweat a LOT. Alicia looks like the kind of chick who doesn't do quickies so marathon sessions are the norm. Sex with her is like wave pattern slow and sensual building to hard and pounding slowing to slow and sensual and that goes on for a good two hours. Other than slow jam R&B all you can hear is her steady low moans and whimpers. She looks like her pussy juices taste and feel like honey. Even her sweat tastes good.

 

[curryshotta]

these two probably like being bent over their kitchen counters

i would pipe giada and her enormous head

 

[geechiedan]

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[geechiedan]

KIMORA LEE SIMMONS

Kimora looks like her favorite position is mish. She's not down to break to much of a sweat. Give her head and you do all the work and she's happy. lot of moaning and faking. Every once in a while you hit that spot and she'll have an orgasm and be just as surprised as you are. She gives head but its only to get you hard, she rarely finishes. Swallowing happens on birthdays and holidays.

probable fave sex position:

UPDATE:

Though never married, Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons are ending their relationship, according to People.com.

Hounsou's rep tells the news source that the couple has, "officially separated after five and a half years."

The actor, 48, reportedly met Simmons, 42, in February 2007 after her split from hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. Though Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons were not legally married, she described themselves as "kind of" engaged in a 2008 interview with People.

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/kimora-lee-simmons--djimon-hounsou-split-22697.gallery?ocid=answw11


3 guesses on what the reason was..

I should play the lottery..

 

[geechiedan]

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[geechiedan]

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[ThaBurgerPimp]

guess its evident Nicole a rider

and probably likes having trains ran on her too

 

[geechiedan]

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[Lola]

she's a type 1 diabetic.

i'm experienced with those types... pussy be dry like camel dandruff.

trust me, you'll need some ky lube or lots of spit or something.

 

[geechiedan]

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[geechiedan]

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[geechiedan]

Lisa. Zoe is probably a horrible fuck. And im certain she cant suck a dick like her mom.

 

[geechiedan]

 

[Ceenote]

 

[DAHITMAN]

Who writes this stuff????
It’s so hilarious and spot on

 

[geechiedan]

Who writes this stuff????
It’s so hilarious and spot on

 

[muckraker10021]

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[effyolexus]

JADA PINKETT SMITH

Jada once said that Will made love to her like a woman..from that I take it there's a lot of pussy munching. A LOT OF PUSSY MUNCHING. So getting with Jada probably consist of marathon oral sessions. Mixed with massage and caressing. Actual fucking is slow and sensual all the way. Rumor has it the Pinkett-Smiths are swingers so third party action is a definite. Jada looks like she likes riding up-top and whatever you do you have to take control. She has a strong personality so she wants her man to even stronger than she is.

/QUOTE]

She will try anything. But aint good at any of it.

 

[geechiedan]

 

[geechiedan]

Whenever you see a couple with this big a difference in height and size...best believe the chick is getting RAGDOLLED!!

Jason is not gently making love to her on a bed of rose petals as soft music wafts thru the air....Dude is tossing her ass all over the place and Lisa loves every BIT OF IT...

this pic right here tells you everything you need to know about Lisa Bonet and how she likes it done to her

 

[geechiedan]

Shit... I don't know bout nobody else... but that Beyonce description made her even more attractive to me. Not so much with the missionary shit. But the handjob under te table & overcoat with panties at the office stuff. Fuck... yea she would stay knocked. Career and slammin body be damned. I would Partridge family the fuck out that pussy. 100

 

[SmoothD]

Whenever you see a couple with this big a difference in height and size...best believe the chick is getting RAGDOLLED!!

Jason is not gently making love to her on a bed of rose petals as soft music wafts thru the air....Dude is tossing her ass all over the place and Lisa is loves every BIT OF IT...

this pic right here tells you everything you need to know about Lisa Bonet and how she likes it done to her

 

[godofwine]

Stop unnecessarily bumping thread from fucking 2012. Thank you

 

[geechiedan]

RIHANNA

Lotta shit talkin...fuck this pussy, smack my ass, go deeper! yak yak yak..it would be annoying if she didn't throw it as good as she talks it. She's an islander chick so anal is in play. Sucks and swallows..VERY ORAL. Favorite position is to squat down on the dick. She knows the visual is incredible to a guy and makes her feel powerful over you all the while calling you all kinds of motherfuckers. The Barbadian accent is more pronounced when she's relaxed and fucking good. The only real problem with Rihanna is the shit talking and name calling doesn't stop in the bedroom.

PINK

Pink seems to be ordinary in the sack but doggy with choking play from behind turns her on. Typical white chick with rape fantasies. Lotta moaning and squealing and she's down for the parked car/public bathroom quickies.



HALLE BERRY

Halle looks like the slow fuck/"love making" type. You gotta take your time and do a lot of caressing with her. Ear nibbling while grinding in that pussy wins her over big time. You gotta let her set the tempo or she'll feel used and make it apparent.