You ever look at a chick and sometimes fantasize or theorize what kind of fuck she's be? Lets do that with female celebs...
first up....
BEYONCE
for all the sexiness, thickness and hotness she exudes...I really get the feeling that Beyonce is just ordinary in the sack. She may not have a issue giving head but you've had better. And there's no swinging from the chandeliers either just straight up missionary, doggy and cowgirl. Every once in a blue moon she'll give a hand job under the table at a restaurant or she'll show up to your office dressed in a overcoat and naughty underwear but thats the freakiest she'll go. And now that she's a mother that only makes things more ordinary.
Beyonce is just your average lay.
LADY GAGA
Anal. This chick is down for assfuckin with the quickness the only problem is she might wanna flip the script after she let you hit it. Lotta toys...lotta threesomes (chicks or dudes). She doesn't have a bedroom she has a chamber. Gaga looks like a meat and potatoes kind of fuck..not the kama sutra but a lot of serious concentration on the standards. She doesnt mind the rough play but don't bruise her up because she has a photo shoot in the morning.
CHRISTINA AGUILARA
Looks like she sucks dick like a pornstar all head movements and tongue..she swallows but makes a big flourish out of it like she's only doing it for you (yeah right) . Doggy with a lot of hair pulling and some slap and tickle or cowgirl with her nails digging into your chest are the two main positions she likes. The occasional extra chick when she feels extra naughty but don't ask her otherwise it'll only lead to an argument.
JANET JACKSON
Janet seems to be into chicks more than guys but she wants the sausage there just so she doesn't feel like a total dyke. FFM threesomes more often than not and more attention will be on the girl than you. Unless youre into watching girl on girl live and hanging around a lot of homosexuals in general you'll feel like a spectator more than a participant in the bedroom with her. When you do actually have sex with her its all gentle and slow unless she feels nasty then its shit she'll wanna do to YOU.
first up....
BEYONCE
for all the sexiness, thickness and hotness she exudes...I really get the feeling that Beyonce is just ordinary in the sack. She may not have a issue giving head but you've had better. And there's no swinging from the chandeliers either just straight up missionary, doggy and cowgirl. Every once in a blue moon she'll give a hand job under the table at a restaurant or she'll show up to your office dressed in a overcoat and naughty underwear but thats the freakiest she'll go. And now that she's a mother that only makes things more ordinary.
Beyonce is just your average lay.
LADY GAGA
Anal. This chick is down for assfuckin with the quickness the only problem is she might wanna flip the script after she let you hit it. Lotta toys...lotta threesomes (chicks or dudes). She doesn't have a bedroom she has a chamber. Gaga looks like a meat and potatoes kind of fuck..not the kama sutra but a lot of serious concentration on the standards. She doesnt mind the rough play but don't bruise her up because she has a photo shoot in the morning.
CHRISTINA AGUILARA
Looks like she sucks dick like a pornstar all head movements and tongue..she swallows but makes a big flourish out of it like she's only doing it for you (yeah right) . Doggy with a lot of hair pulling and some slap and tickle or cowgirl with her nails digging into your chest are the two main positions she likes. The occasional extra chick when she feels extra naughty but don't ask her otherwise it'll only lead to an argument.
JANET JACKSON
Janet seems to be into chicks more than guys but she wants the sausage there just so she doesn't feel like a total dyke. FFM threesomes more often than not and more attention will be on the girl than you. Unless youre into watching girl on girl live and hanging around a lot of homosexuals in general you'll feel like a spectator more than a participant in the bedroom with her. When you do actually have sex with her its all gentle and slow unless she feels nasty then its shit she'll wanna do to YOU.
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I can't find reason to disagree with your assessments thus far...go on.
