Think you hard enough to handle jail? Here is a felons 13 MORE reasons for you to avoid jail
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cliff notes please
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The problem with the life of a black man in the United States is, that as soon as you are old enough to fully understand how the game is stacked against you, you become too old to relate to the people who are traveling down the same path that ruined your life.
I'm sure homeboy is feeling this right now.
I'm sure homeboy is feeling this right now.
- Intake takes 3 days before you get to real jail
- Nude physical in front of the other inmates
- You move when they say move
- 15 minutes total for meals including lines
- They cut all contact to the outside world
- Count time twice a day interrupts everything
- Inspections to interrupt sleep
- Shakedowns: confiscates pictures,art, mail
- Discipline all dorm members for any one person's mistake
- Lights and noise are unbearable
- Climate control is extreme
- mold, dust and rust--its unsanitary
- Brown recluses run rampant and bite people
And if that isnt enough,show them these .
On that show "Lockup" years back, they showed a tape of a fight in the chow hall/cafeteria or whatever... A guy picked up his full tray and started whacking another guy in the head with it over and over......and the food never fell off of it....just stuck there like it was glued in place. 
Sheeid he still ain't paint nearbout the whole picture but he told no lies either
Just as a quick addendum
-ZERO pussy except for very rare circumstances that generally only long timers even get
-Not even supposed to beat your meat which barely matter because ain't no fucking privacy worth a damn to do it
-Your girl gon be getting her shit cracked and it's gon fuck your head up
-your people gon eventually stop fucking w you except for probably your mama
-your mama gon get her mouth tore out fucking w yo goofy ass because they charge 10x for everything she got to get for you
So much more
If these young niggas knew
As far as the gay shit, that raping shit ain't really happening like that no more. Not like how it used to. Other side of that is if a man wanna fuck a man he ain't got to rape nothing in there, it's plenty of willing gay niggas.
The fights and violence and shit, he didn't get into that. You can stay out the way if you diligent but it's always a nigga you don't know coming on the block that might wanna try the nigga who stay out the way.
All kinds of dumb shit.
@killagram what I'm leaving out
Just as a quick addendum
-ZERO pussy except for very rare circumstances that generally only long timers even get
-Not even supposed to beat your meat which barely matter because ain't no fucking privacy worth a damn to do it
-Your girl gon be getting her shit cracked and it's gon fuck your head up
-your people gon eventually stop fucking w you except for probably your mama
-your mama gon get her mouth tore out fucking w yo goofy ass because they charge 10x for everything she got to get for you
So much more
If these young niggas knew
As far as the gay shit, that raping shit ain't really happening like that no more. Not like how it used to. Other side of that is if a man wanna fuck a man he ain't got to rape nothing in there, it's plenty of willing gay niggas.
The fights and violence and shit, he didn't get into that. You can stay out the way if you diligent but it's always a nigga you don't know coming on the block that might wanna try the nigga who stay out the way.
All kinds of dumb shit.
@killagram what I'm leaving out
That part. And they don't take you to Medical right away either. They might wait a couple days or week and a brown recluse bite kills the cells around it if it's not treated fast enough. Just go online and look at the pictures it's not pretty#13
Man listen. I would tell Boggs (Shawshank) or anyone else, "How bad you want it? Is it worth dying for? You pull an Andy Dufresne on me, and you might overpower me...but how much time you got?
Unless you getting out of this bitch tomorrow, 25 hours a day you are going to be wondering if you are gonna get slaughtered today
Do you really want to be looking over every shoulder every minute we are in here together?
You'll let your guard down in a few weeks or months or years, and when you do I'm gonna be there to sing your ass a lullaby.
Do you want it that bad?
Do you? And when I kill you, I'm gonna enjoy it. I might even go full vampire and drink your blood, or paint my face with it, smear it all over my clothes
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Jesus was in prison on two occasions. Blacks are programmed the same way. If you are not controlled by a white reality then your ass end up in poverty, prison, or dead. It is just reality that our genes have been programmed. We think they are there because of the crimes they committed but it is much much more to that. When we see cases like Levena Lynn Johnson, Mike Brown, T. Martin, etc. and that is jut the ones we know about. We should wonder why do we obey murders, liars, thieves, etc. just to survive in this white man's world? The shit is crazy. Still billions of dollars live like Gods and if you get caught the tax payers will pay for the money you sole. And you do not do any time. They tell us because arresting them would hurt the economy because they are the job providers.
There are two jobs we were born with as real men and women. And that is to take care of our temple. Our health is our only real wealth. Anything else is borrowed including our lives. And be fruitful and multiply.
Do the system provide those jobs? Or do they try to control them and if they cannot control that then they got to do what they can to take those two jobs away from the masses? And if they fail at that then they going to do a lot of killing like they are still doing now.
For generations blacks have not been allowed to leave white control or programming. It is against the law for you to even have a chance to think for yourselves.
There are two jobs we were born with as real men and women. And that is to take care of our temple. Our health is our only real wealth. Anything else is borrowed including our lives. And be fruitful and multiply.
Do the system provide those jobs? Or do they try to control them and if they cannot control that then they got to do what they can to take those two jobs away from the masses? And if they fail at that then they going to do a lot of killing like they are still doing now.
For generations blacks have not been allowed to leave white control or programming. It is against the law for you to even have a chance to think for yourselves.
Are we talking about jail or prison because theres a big difference between the two especially if your a non violent offender. I hrmeard a dude say the first floor in Dade County Correctional is the " busta floor" for people lockex down for petty crimes. I new a dude who got locked up all the time I bwojld talk about jail like it was a stay at the Sheridan.
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Every young black man out on the street doing dumb shit should check this out (not that they will). Catching a felony doing dumb shit will get them to throw the book at you and you will be a living witness of what not to do on Instagram (if you ever get out).
I sued to feel sorry for all them Lil Rayrays on First 48, but somehow i feel like they know exactly what they are doing.
I sued to feel sorry for all them Lil Rayrays on First 48, but somehow i feel like they know exactly what they are doing.
I don't k ow why people think jail is cool anyway.
It's not that, lot of people think jail ain't shitt. They're wrong. I was terrified last year when I had that judge in front of me. They still overcharged me but they didn't give me jail time. I was thinking I can fight to get that shit lowered later. A man can't even grow weed in his backyard
Jail is dirty fof one thing especially holding cells. Its cold and you can die in there if it aint the inmates you also have to worry about the c.o.s . I saw a news report years ago this diabetic Cuban inmate was put in a restraining chair and left in a cell unattended and he got bit up by mosquitos. They didnt check on him he don't receive his medication and he died. Sean levert died in jail in a similar situation.
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yeah something horrific
like Hannibal Lecter
Have his liver with fava beans and a chilled Chianti...but, I'd be in jail so...ramen noodles and some pruno
You got caught growing weed in your backyard? How did the police find out?
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The gas man came out to read the meter. I told him the meter was on the left side of the house. He went ALLL the way around my house, saw the weed plants in my backyard and told the cops
Bitxh ass.
He was probably jealous. I'm a Black man in a $300,000 house and he lives in a shithole in Akron. I got 1-3 years probation but they gave me a fucking F2.
Now I gotta see how I can get that shit reduced or expunged after my probation is over (it can be over on July if my PO okays it, but she said she may wait til fall (bitch)
But yeah. The fucked up thing is they caught me before I can cut down the males. Only had like 13 emails, but I had 20 males and 3 hermaphrodites.
I might not have been in this much trouble if it was just 13 plants. I had 36. But I had 36 because as anyone who grows weed knows the majority of your seeds unless you identify them beforehand , but the majority of your seeds are going to be male. That's just how the shit is
I had 2 legal guns - and even though the guns were legal, having a gun while committing a felony=trouble
I didn't have the gun to keep somebody from stealing my weed. It was outside. If somebody wanted to take it they would take it when I was at work. But they didn't care
I miss my Canik...plus
I had to pay my lawyer $25,000 to stay out of jail
I built a deck on the back of my lawyer house to not get them 99 years
Do you think folks on the jungle gyms to prison pipeline is going to prison for the cuisine?
Cause they're dumb.
damn,maybe you can use this as the basis of a story