The 33-year-old virgin: Life without sex is only torturous if you let it be

[max-dawg]

So every fuck buddy must be a potential wife ?? Foh with this shit. Sometimes you just want to fuck. Fuck a deep conversation.

fucking right!

and when women hit their mid 30's, all they want to do is just fuck. they give up on that fairy tale, perfect life/marriage bullshit.

I bet dude was raised by a single mom who told him to tuck his dick backwards when it gets hard & to only fuck when he's in love, ready to marry.



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[Dr. Truth]

Something is wrong with that dude, more than likely.

There is no such thing as a 30 year-old virgin who is normal.

true. This is the type of dood who will go on a shooting spree and everybody will say he was such a gentile good man. Foh. This is another santa barbara shooter .

 

[max-dawg]

Whose talking a potential wife? I ain't trying to marry anyone.

However, unless you snap your fingers, and these hoes close come off...

...there is a process. Maybe not after you've fucked it once, that first time doesn't happen instantaneously.

I have a hard time entertaining bitches with NOTHING to talk about. That shit frustrates me. I lose interest quick.

You just don't require what I require. It's not like I'm in hell while I'm waiting.

Why do I need to fuck a bitch that I don't feel like I really want to?

That makes zero sense to me.

sometimes, I fuck broads for cardio exercise. real talk.

I don't need her name...just age verification, a condom, & an eager mouf & pussy.



I feel that way bc some of them see us as a free meal for that night...having zero interests in us beyond the free food.

people use each other all the time. fuck it.

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[Better]

Man, some people just love to fuck.

I have a cousin like that. That nigga got a main ol' lady, but this nigga be on the prowl 24/7.

I asked that nigga one time, 'How do you do this shit?'

Dude is a landscaper, and he'll do yards 12 damn hours a day, and stop by two separate bitches houses for a quick fuck, then go home to his main.

He thinks I'm too particular.

I don't think I am, 'cause the women I fuck with aren't flawless, they're perfect for ME. I'm BIG on a bitch being cute or pretty. Averaged face hoes get no love. However, I like my women country thick - some of you niggas may think they're fat - with little to no gut.

A chick like Miss Koi is probably baseline for me. Country thick, and she has a nice looking face. That ain't a bad bitch by everyone's standards...

....but as long as I'm satisfied, fuck the rest.

Boy when I find them pretty ones, who thick as fuck too ...

...I ain't gon' lie, I get a little obsessed. I think I hold back so much, that when I find what I want, I zero in on them bitches something ferocious.

sometimes, I fuck broads for cardio exercise. real talk.

I don't need her name...just age verification, a condom, & an eager mouf & pussy.



I feel that way bc some of them see us as a free meal for that night...having zero interests in us beyond the free food.

people use each other all the time. fuck it.

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[Dr. Truth]

fucking right!

and when women hit their mid 30's, all they want to do is just fuck. they give up on that fairy tale, perfect life/marriage bullshit.

I bet dude was raised by a single mom who told him to tuck his dick backwards when it gets hard & to only fuck when he's in love, ready to marry.



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Boom.

 

[Better]

You see this big bitch here?

I KNOW she has no gut. A small pooch, but I can work with that, 'cause it ain't excessive. You may think she's fat, but her figure ain't fucked up. If she lost weight, she'd probably be considered at least an 8 by many people's standards.

But, one thing you can't say is this bitch ain't pretty.

Anything about Mal Malloy or Virgo Peridot size is about where it begins to get interesting for me. It cuts off at about this big red bitch size.


If you know any 'clean' hoes that fit my criteria, let me know. I'll pay you a finder's fee. I'm serious as a motherfucking heart attack. I don't give a fuck who clowns me, if you can't tell by now.

 

[Q004]

What's wrong with a dude only fucking the chicks that they REALLY want to fuck?

Most human beings in general are boring to talk to, and spend any significant amount of time around - so for me to be interested in going through the process of gettin' a chick to the bed, a chick really has to appeal to me.

I have a type - i.e. cute/pretty w/ a thick to plump but curvy lower body - and if they don't meet that criteria...

...it just doesn't seem worth it. Why am I doing it, then?

I want it to be 'special' too, only I don't have any interest in fucking chicks who don't at least make me raise an eyebrow when I see them.

In reality, I'm no different than you. I only pursue it when there is an urge to fulfill. It just seems your urge comes a lot more frequently than my own.

Your post reeks of narcissism bro, it proves my point. Nothing necessarily wrong with it, but a lot of virgins are virgins because they look down on others and have an inflated sense of self importance.

 

[Better]

Your post reeks of narcissism bro, it proves my point. Nothing necessarily wrong with it, but a lot of virgins are virgins because they look down on others and have an inflated sense of self importance.

I ain't a virgin, for one.

No. 2, I don't think I'm too important...

...I just don't want to fuck any and every hoe.

God damn.

It's a character flaw to have restraint and standards???

 

[Q004]

I ain't a virgin, for one.

No. 2, I don't think I'm too important...

...I just don't want to fuck any and every hoe.

God damn.

It's a character flaw to have restraint???

I was saying your post showed signs of narcissism, I wasn't calling you a virgin... most narcissists aren't virgins. I just think most old virgins 25+ that I've seen, when you read what they say about other people and themselves and how they view the world, there's a lot of narcissistic traits.

They look down on others who get pussy (other guys are thirsty, jerks, slobs or have no standards), they think they are deserving of premium pussy... even if premium pussy isn't necessarily attracted to them nor have they done anything to deserve it... etc.

 

[DJCandle]

Stand-up comic=Virgin?

There's something wrong with this equation.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I like it. If he wants to save himself for something/one he really wants and wants to feel a connection there's nothing wrong with that.

I think there's something to be said for a guy who's disciplined

 

[max-dawg]

I like it. If he wants to save himself for something/one he really wants and wants to feel a connection there's nothing wrong with that.

I think there's something to be said for a guy who's disciplined

like you saved yourself for superman...your invincible hubby?

i just know you're teaching this level of discipline to your kids, right?

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[MisterNell1]

A.C. Green in 10,9,8,7,6........

 

[Count23]

I'm starting to think there is a bit of narcissism in these old virgins..they are too good to fuck sluts, whores or anybody that will give them the pussy easy...they are looking for "the one." And they always speak of the guys who do get pussy as being slobs or jerks... as if good guys don't get laid. Basically, they don't get pussy because they think they are better than everybody else and only want to have sex with the perfect woman...because you know, that's what they deserve.

Interesting point.

 

[mrJR]

this dude must be very awkward when dealing with females.

 

[max-dawg]

You see this big bitch here?

I KNOW she has no gut. A small pooch, but I can work with that, 'cause it ain't excessive. You may think she's fat, but her figure ain't fucked up. If she lost weight, she'd probably be considered at least an 8 by many people's standards.

But, one thing you can't say is this bitch ain't pretty.

Anything about Mal Malloy or Virgo Peridot size is about where it begins to get interesting for me. It cuts off at about this big red bitch size.


If you know any 'clean' hoes that fit my criteria, let me know. I'll pay you a finder's fee. I'm serious as a motherfucking heart attack. I don't give a fuck who clowns me, if you can't tell by now.

dude, take a trip to south Louisiana. the average girl is about as cute as this broad.

and if you like em bigger like this, there's a whole gang of big pretty ones that can cook, clean, etc.

and yes, I've been thru south Carolina...I feel your pain!

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[Drayonis]

It's a character flaw to have restraint and standards???

To me it is. Based on the big girl you posted, a lot of dudes on here would concurrent you have no standards.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

He'll be goin' on a killing spree soon.

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[ShortyCumStain]

dude is a comedian..humor is a powerful personality trait..chicks feel comfortable around dudes that they can let their hair down and have fun with..a person that dosen't take life so serious and is cool as a fan will get u all kinds of pussy..truss i kno humor and being cool as shit has gotten me all kind of females and has got me all kind of red carpet treatment from chicks...dude either is on some tv fantasy romantic shit, a queer, some undercover weirdo, or some super shy nig when it comes to the buns...at least by the age of 30 he would've gotten some head by now

Libra shit >>>>>>>>>

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[Riggz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hubZGJ8WIw0

 

[Sampson]

I'd want to kick my friend in the stomach if he said that. There's a reason you don't go out and buy a brand new BMW for your starter car...you have to learn how to handle the responsibility and commitment.

Possibly one of the best analogies I've heard in regards to this topic.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Libra shit >>>>>>>>>

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[Sampson]

I'm starting to think there is a bit of narcissism in these old virgins..they are too good to fuck sluts, whores or anybody that will give them the pussy easy...they are looking for "the one." And they always speak of the guys who do get pussy as being slobs or jerks... as if good guys don't get laid. Basically, they don't get pussy because they think they are better than everybody else and only want to have sex with the perfect woman...because you know, that's what they deserve.

Weebay gif.

Shit, you broke it down to a tee. You've just described a few guys I know who happen to be virgins and share those same personality traits.

 

[Better]

I was saying your post showed signs of narcissism, I wasn't calling you a virgin... most narcissists aren't virgins. I just think most old virgins 25+ that I've seen, when you read what they say about other people and themselves and how they view the world, there's a lot of narcissistic traits.

They look down on others who get pussy (other guys are thirsty, jerks, slobs or have no standards), they think they are deserving of premium pussy... even if premium pussy isn't necessarily attracted to them nor have they done anything to deserve it... etc.

I don't think anything is wrong with dudes who like to fuck. It's called having a high sex drive.

But, growing up, I was the guy who wanted pussy that wouldn't take a piss on me. Pretty much Steve Urkel w/o the high-waters; high pitched voice; and thick ass glasses wanting "Laura".

Every chick I wanted was waaaaay off limits based on my social status.

How could I make myself want what I didn't want, tho'?

But this is with anything where someone aspires to have something beyond their current station.

Why do you think most highly successful people have huge egos?

They had to think they were deserving to even pursue success beyond what anyone in their environment thought possible. That's great for the belief necessary to achieve, but it often times makes you a very unlikable person as that 'belief' is expressed in every day situations.

Michael Jordan's competitive drive play a huge role in his success as an NBA player, but...

...he doesn't seem to be able to turn that shit off, so he might be the motherfucker, in an every day situation, who seems to always get new furniture right after you do. You got a new car, and this motherfucker just HAPPENED to get one the next model up.

 

[Better]

dude, take a trip to south Louisiana. the average girl is about as cute as this broad.

and if you like em bigger like this, there's a whole gang of big pretty ones that can cook, clean, etc.

and yes, I've been thru south Carolina...I feel your pain!

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I like big women, but I do like 'em shapely.

The only reason I entertain big women is because, a big curvy women is going to have even thicker thighs, and an even phatter ass...

...and I like thighs, and asses like many other black men.

 

[Dr. Truth]

I like it. If he wants to save himself for something/one he really wants and wants to feel a connection there's nothing wrong with that.

I think there's something to be said for a guy who's disciplined

God damn trolls. Foh with this.

 

[Mentor B]

It makes more sense for a woman to be concerned about the first time being "special." When a man wants the same thing, I consider that putting the pussy on the pedestal.

Sex is a very important part of a man's life, but there are so many other things that have precedence over it.

Personally, I like tall leggy women: Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell, Tiara Harris - basically model types standing no less than 5ft9. But if you looked at the resume of women I've banged, you'll see women as short as 5ft3. You know why? Because sex ain't that big of a deal. It's whatever, man...fuck it...live life...

At the end of the day, I've gotten what I wanted numerous times, though. And my current girl is 5ft10.

In conclusion, I don't like put-the-pussy-on-the-pedestal ass niggas. God damn losers.

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[Better]

I don't ever want to be at a place in life where nothing excites me.

I don't fuck with women who I don't really want to fuck. You can call it 'putting it on a pedestal'. There is no crime in that.

Everything we really want, we put on a pedestal.

Niggas are so afraid of being considered a simp that they don't even want to feel any sort of excitement of a bad bitch.

You niggas are too hardcore.

It makes more sense for a woman to be concerned about the first time being "special." When a man wants the same thing, I consider that putting the pussy on the pedestal.

Sex is a very important part of a man's life, but there are so many other things that have precedence over it.

Personally, I like tall leggy women: Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell, Tiara Harris - basically model types standing no less than 5ft9. But if you looked at the resume of women I've banged, you'll see women as short as 5ft3. You know why? Because sex ain't that big of a deal. It's whatever, man...fuck it...live life...

At the end of the day, I've gotten what I wanted numerous times, though. And my current girl is 5ft10.

In conclusion, I don't like put-the-pussy-on-the-pedestal ass niggas. God damn losers.

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[brickwall92]

He's most likely gay and hasn't been able to self identify as gay. You can trip and fall into pussy. So he's most likely avoiding sex out right. That makes him gay (or asexual, there is such a thing)

There is a such thing as Asexual... and maybe he doesn't just want "any pussy"... Every woman to my knowledge has a pussy.. so when you talk just "falling into" doesn't mean it's some shit you'll want

 

[Built4Life]

I don't ever want to be at a place in life where nothing excites me.

I don't fuck with women who I don't really want to fuck. You can call it 'putting it on a pedestal'. There is no crime in that.

Everything we really want, we put on a pedestal.

Niggas are so afraid of being considered a simp that they don't even want to feel any sort of excitement of a bad bitch.

You must be one of those low testosterone cats and if you talking this now then it only gets worse.

I have fucked dimes to fives for various reasons. As long as they were disease free and minimal drama especially when i was single. A woman asks me to fuck and I am home twiddling my fingers out of boredom then it would be a crime for me to not do the do.

Plus, I like to hunt. Shit. I have to tell my wife to act like a gazelle sometimes because I need the excitement. Shit is harder when married because new pussy is exciting.

And while you picky mofos are waiting for the perfect woman you are most likely going to miss out on the perfect woman for you because what you are envisioning is some fantasy. It the shit they force feed women






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[Better]

Like I said before...

...I don't have low testosterone, because when I see a chick that really turns my head, I become consumed by gettin' the pussy.

I've told the story on BGOL about when I saw this chick in a few commercial that was 'my type' - I tracked her down.

I contacted three companies she had done commercials for, trying to find out who she was represented by.

Unfortunately, she ended up not being as fine as I thought she'd be, so I left it alone. But I spoke with her on FB, just because I had gone that for.

My best friend at the time thought that was the craziest shit in the world. I had to have her.

I like to hunt, I just have narrower interests, and I might go further than most would be willing to go.

I don't ever want to be at a place in life where nothing excites me.

I don't fuck with women who I don't really want to fuck. You can call it 'putting it on a pedestal'. There is no crime in that.

Everything we really want, we put on a pedestal.

Niggas are so afraid of being considered a simp that they don't even want to feel any sort of excitement of a bad bitch.

You must be one of those low testosterone cats and if you talking this now then it only gets worse.

I have fucked dimes to fives for various reasons. As long as they were disease free and minimal drama especially when i was single. A woman asks me to fuck and I am home twiddling my fingers out of boredom then it would be a crime for me to not do the do.

Plus, I like to hunt. Shit. I have to tell my wife to act like a gazelle sometimes because I need the excitement. Shit is harder when married because new pussy is exciting.

And while you picky mofos are waiting for the perfect woman you are most likely going to miss out on the perfect woman for you because what you are envisioning is some fantasy. It the shit they force feed women






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