Star Wars Storyline SUCKED!
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Im trying to tell these dudes lol
exactly
I agree with the OP. I'm a big Star Wars head and i was highly disappointed. The movie had its nostalgic moments for the old heads. As a Star Wars fan, i found it was too damn predictable. Its like they took the storyline from A New Hope and retold it for this generation.
thisdoes anybody know this nigga to take him seriously?
your opinion is garbage. you dont know shit about movies.
you shouldve bought a 10 dollar hooker instead of posting here.
hey, its just my opinion.
you shouldve bought a 10 dollar hooker instead of posting here.
hey, its just my opinion.
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I wouldn't say it was trash, but I do understand where the OP is coming from. I was more disappointed in John Boyega character. He was billed to be the new face of Star Wars, and the star of the show, and that shit couldn't be furthest from the truth. Yeah he had a lot of screen time, and is a main character, but more like a co-star to the white girl. He was more like the comic relief, and was more bitch made than anything else. And don't look for a big bad ass fight scene from him with Kylo Ren!!!
I will wait for Chitown to come in and tell me which movie scenes to keep.....
Ehhh don't take this thread too seriously ya'll its gonna be big regardless.
Damn even in defense of the movie it sounds like it's shit.
OP sounds like one of them Star Wars bigots hating the movie because a black guy was in it. He was ready to shit on the movie from jump.
Yoooo on the real......why did I think..: damn is he kinda Kevin Hart lite
I told yall
Bitch ass dudes in here with they feelings hurt meanwhile im telling these dudes the truth....luke was in for 45 seconds not even 2 fucking minutes.
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You are a true bitch nigga
Yep, I'm seeing this at 8:15 in my cousins city Ft Wayne. Can't wait... I wonder what kind of food and drinks I'm going to sneak into the theater lol
Kylo Ren>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The good - most of the movie & plot. The bad - Harrison Ford actually has wigs worse than Donald Trump. I didn't think that was possible. The ugly - the horrid, unbelievable acting of General Hux. And the repetitive - yet ANOTHER Death Star. No spoilers.
Let's start with the ugly. If you are six foot, 160 pounds soaking wet then you've got to be convincing as a tough guy - he was not. Its not that he is a horrible actor, he just wasn't convincing in the role he played. He reminded me of a sniveling coward who most of us have seen as a boss or supervisor in our day jobs and they should not be. Between him and Kylo Ren (mask off) I'd say they tried to Jar-Jar Binks the movie. Luckily, they weren't in the movie for an extended period to ruin it as Jar-Jar did Episode 1.
Kylo Ren with mask - good, and believable, however, I thought he inspired pity more than fear from his tantrums, but at least he different from Darth Vader in that fashion. He was childish and petulant, yet believable - but he ruined it with his face, I have to say. His face didn't fit the part. Without the mask, remember the show Friends ("So no one told you life was going to be this way..." No? "We were on a break!" No? Screw it. Hulu it. It's funny). Anyway, Kylo Ren looks like he could have been Ross Geller's (David Schwimmer's) son. With the mask he was tough with it - I SAID DON'T MOVE WOMAN! - yet without the mask he couldn't sell water to a thirsty man in the desert.
The repetitive. Okay...prepare yourself for...yet another...attempt at...A Death Star. The first was Mercury. The second was Earth. Now this one will be Jupiter, each complete with a secret exploitable point that everyone knows about. Lame and lazy writing. If they are going with the super duper planetbuster go full Unicron. Why not a huge floating ship like in The Avengers - no. They go with the seen it, done it, let's do it again...wait...we already did it again? Grab Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby, wait, not Cosby - The Staple Singers and Let's Do It Again.
The repetitive part deux: because I watched 4,5, & 6 between Thursday and Saturday, parts of the plot looked like I'd seen it before...Because I had. I feel that Hollywood dreads stepping out on something that has not been successful before so they rinse wash repeat movie plots. Supreme Leader Snoke doing the same puppeteer act with Kylo Ren that the Emperor did with Vader was Hollywood fear to step out on the new just a little bit. Give me a leader, not another spineless puppet - with this puppet having a little less spine. My story should not so closely mirror the life and times of my grandfather who lived 90 years before me, should it?
The repetitive part Tres: using the Droid as a genie in a bottle yet again. First, "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi..." Now this. Okay, there's more, but let me get to the good. I don't want to make you think I'm bashing the movie because I'm not. I liked it.
Daisy Ridley (Rey), John Boyega (Finn), and Oscar Isaac (Poe), were excellent in their roles and very believable in their acting. All looked very seasoned considering I have seen little of their work in the past. Oh how I feared another Hayden Christensen, for whom the Razzie should be permanently named, that I critique these three and found little flaw. So great casting. Their characters' aim and direction was evident and plausible. They wanted to get away, or get away and get back to (not gonna tell you), or just do what they do best.
The action, acting, fight scenes were visibly fantastic. The ambiguity of Rey's character bothered me a tiny bit because I thought that they were going to do what they did with Luke and Leia, so the fact that they went vague leaves hope that they didn't just rehash yet another storyline. Also, excellent use of The Force to hold people at bay. I liked that part. And using The Force to freeze the laser beam mid-air... Classic. And Maz, she was my favorite character in the entire movie say. Wonderfully played.
Last but not least, Han Solo's wig from the Trump Collection or at least Dolly Parton. Han Solo is still Han Solo with hair or not. We didn't need him with the same hairdo from Episode 4,5, & 6 only grayer. Even Leia changes her hair and we still recognized her. If Harrison Ford is bald, then he'd still be Han Solo.
Overall, I liked the movie, and believe even Star Wars heads will enjoy it. I tried not to predict the predictable parts, and one part definitely caught me off guard. I did not see that...at all. A little bit of bad is one character got very powerful very fast, which seemed a bit forced and not unlike Luke Skywalker in Episode 5, but at least he teained with Yoda for a while. By all means, go see it. It earned 8 of 10. I'll say it again next week on $5 day to see if I missed anything but I think the 8 will hold.
Let's start with the ugly. If you are six foot, 160 pounds soaking wet then you've got to be convincing as a tough guy - he was not. Its not that he is a horrible actor, he just wasn't convincing in the role he played. He reminded me of a sniveling coward who most of us have seen as a boss or supervisor in our day jobs and they should not be. Between him and Kylo Ren (mask off) I'd say they tried to Jar-Jar Binks the movie. Luckily, they weren't in the movie for an extended period to ruin it as Jar-Jar did Episode 1.
Kylo Ren with mask - good, and believable, however, I thought he inspired pity more than fear from his tantrums, but at least he different from Darth Vader in that fashion. He was childish and petulant, yet believable - but he ruined it with his face, I have to say. His face didn't fit the part. Without the mask, remember the show Friends ("So no one told you life was going to be this way..." No? "We were on a break!" No? Screw it. Hulu it. It's funny). Anyway, Kylo Ren looks like he could have been Ross Geller's (David Schwimmer's) son. With the mask he was tough with it - I SAID DON'T MOVE WOMAN! - yet without the mask he couldn't sell water to a thirsty man in the desert.
The repetitive. Okay...prepare yourself for...yet another...attempt at...A Death Star. The first was Mercury. The second was Earth. Now this one will be Jupiter, each complete with a secret exploitable point that everyone knows about. Lame and lazy writing. If they are going with the super duper planetbuster go full Unicron. Why not a huge floating ship like in The Avengers - no. They go with the seen it, done it, let's do it again...wait...we already did it again? Grab Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby, wait, not Cosby - The Staple Singers and Let's Do It Again.
The repetitive part deux: because I watched 4,5, & 6 between Thursday and Saturday, parts of the plot looked like I'd seen it before...Because I had. I feel that Hollywood dreads stepping out on something that has not been successful before so they rinse wash repeat movie plots. Supreme Leader Snoke doing the same puppeteer act with Kylo Ren that the Emperor did with Vader was Hollywood fear to step out on the new just a little bit. Give me a leader, not another spineless puppet - with this puppet having a little less spine. My story should not so closely mirror the life and times of my grandfather who lived 90 years before me, should it?
The repetitive part Tres: using the Droid as a genie in a bottle yet again. First, "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi..." Now this. Okay, there's more, but let me get to the good. I don't want to make you think I'm bashing the movie because I'm not. I liked it.
Daisy Ridley (Rey), John Boyega (Finn), and Oscar Isaac (Poe), were excellent in their roles and very believable in their acting. All looked very seasoned considering I have seen little of their work in the past. Oh how I feared another Hayden Christensen, for whom the Razzie should be permanently named, that I critique these three and found little flaw. So great casting. Their characters' aim and direction was evident and plausible. They wanted to get away, or get away and get back to (not gonna tell you), or just do what they do best.
The action, acting, fight scenes were visibly fantastic. The ambiguity of Rey's character bothered me a tiny bit because I thought that they were going to do what they did with Luke and Leia, so the fact that they went vague leaves hope that they didn't just rehash yet another storyline. Also, excellent use of The Force to hold people at bay. I liked that part. And using The Force to freeze the laser beam mid-air... Classic. And Maz, she was my favorite character in the entire movie say. Wonderfully played.
Last but not least, Han Solo's wig from the Trump Collection or at least Dolly Parton. Han Solo is still Han Solo with hair or not. We didn't need him with the same hairdo from Episode 4,5, & 6 only grayer. Even Leia changes her hair and we still recognized her. If Harrison Ford is bald, then he'd still be Han Solo.
Overall, I liked the movie, and believe even Star Wars heads will enjoy it. I tried not to predict the predictable parts, and one part definitely caught me off guard. I did not see that...at all. A little bit of bad is one character got very powerful very fast, which seemed a bit forced and not unlike Luke Skywalker in Episode 5, but at least he teained with Yoda for a while. By all means, go see it. It earned 8 of 10. I'll say it again next week on $5 day to see if I missed anything but I think the 8 will hold.
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He is the face of Star Wars.
Lets be real about this. Star Wars could have no fuckin words said in the movie and that shit was going to sell and be #1 in the box office.
Not the point tho
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