Sometime the pussy just aint worth it
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Mah type of knicca....once I'm out there...fuck it...brah
...in case anybody gets involved with a middle eastern chick....just know those mufuckas love guns.
Was messing with this chick (Yemen & something else), all business-like, high paying gig, etc. We were at her house and I saw one in her nightstand and then she showed me her damn arsenal
She said back where her mom comes from it's like you see on TV, wedding, mufuckas shooting into the air, birthday, shoot in the air, etc
Was messing with this chick (Yemen & something else), all business-like, high paying gig, etc. We were at her house and I saw one in her nightstand and then she showed me her damn arsenal
She said back where her mom comes from it's like you see on TV, wedding, mufuckas shooting into the air, birthday, shoot in the air, etc
I am pulling an all lifer, aint no bitch shooting me because I aint come home before midnight.
^^^ this
Let me tell you all a story about the time I lived with a crazy bitch with a gun.
I was a youngster in the army. My first tour of duty in Cali and I was a habitual cheater. I fucked around and caught a case of the crabs from some bitch on base. I went to the flight doctors office to get some cream to treat them sumomobitches and didn't say shit to my girl that I lived with. Yeah I was young and stupid.
I had a plan see. I would go to bed wearing biker shorts so them crustaceans wouldn't escape in the sheets and I had stopped having sex with my girl a week prior. I made sure to change the sheets and bleach them bitches in hot water every day and I got away with it because she got off later than I did. While changing the sheets I found a. 357 under her side of the mattress.
That shit changed everything. If she coughed in her sleep I dam near shitted. When she shifted to get comfortable I was staring at the ceiling. I was cooking every meal we ate. When it came to the laundry I was like them Chinese dudes in those old western movies.
After I got rid of that ecosystem I had living in my draws I stopped cheating while I was with her. That .357 was a come to Jesus moment for ya boy. The moral of the story is don't cross a woman who sleeps with a gun and she never told you she had it.
FYI... She was crazy because I found out she was still married and she didn't tell me.
I was a youngster in the army. My first tour of duty in Cali and I was a habitual cheater. I fucked around and caught a case of the crabs from some bitch on base. I went to the flight doctors office to get some cream to treat them sumomobitches and didn't say shit to my girl that I lived with. Yeah I was young and stupid.
I had a plan see. I would go to bed wearing biker shorts so them crustaceans wouldn't escape in the sheets and I had stopped having sex with my girl a week prior. I made sure to change the sheets and bleach them bitches in hot water every day and I got away with it because she got off later than I did. While changing the sheets I found a. 357 under her side of the mattress.
That shit changed everything. If she coughed in her sleep I dam near shitted. When she shifted to get comfortable I was staring at the ceiling. I was cooking every meal we ate. When it came to the laundry I was like them Chinese dudes in those old western movies.
After I got rid of that ecosystem I had living in my draws I stopped cheating while I was with her. That .357 was a come to Jesus moment for ya boy. The moral of the story is don't cross a woman who sleeps with a gun and she never told you she had it.
FYI... She was crazy because I found out she was still married and she didn't tell me.
Used to fukk with a chick that kneecapped 2 nukkas ..... Let's just say she understood my position .....
Them legs sexy than a mug but the way she likes guns? Nah. Chicks I deal with gotta be submissive. That's been my personal rule for years. Those type chicks might get banged out once or twice or whatever but that's it. Side chick maybe.
That goes for crazy chicks as well. As a side chick or one hitter quitter cool but main chick? Nah. That position is reserved for only a certain type of woman.
That goes for crazy chicks as well. As a side chick or one hitter quitter cool but main chick? Nah. That position is reserved for only a certain type of woman.
Thank you
Nope. Women are too unstable. I won't sleep with a loaded weapon accessible to a woman.
why
Yes, but Ima idiot for crazy fine chicks.
Not crazy like no daddy been molested hoes
But just down to earth crazy
I’d be home at 11:55pm just to test her
Fuck dis bish
Best opening line to a story EVER.
ex-military......
Oh i feel ya but that's still a lot of weaponry ....
Ex military the biggest freaks so I've been told. I dealt with an ex military chick and she was off the chain freaky. Married too.
yeah she's the biggest freak i've ever come across.
she is down to do whatever.
I was about to reply with the same sentiment.
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