So you walk past your friends moms room and..

[Jay_from_dade]

 

[Varis]

That's your hint to comeback when he not home

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

Call my friends father.

 

[kogalee_mohammed]

Walk in there with my dick rock hard, make friends with his mom's pussy. Secret: Always come to a woman with a hard dick. There is no way most women can resist that shit. Its a tried and true proven kogalee technique for getting laid instantly. If you walk in with your dick out and hard around a bitch, she will either start to suck it by instinct or get wet and start fucking. I have banged many females this way. The secret? Whip it out around the bitch.

 

[junyloko]

That's your hint to comeback when he not home

this

 

[Mello Mello]

Man I was just looking at that ass on the realbuttrear tumblr

 

[Entrepronegro]

That's your hint to comeback when he not home

 

[Gods_Debris]

got the PS4 in there n erythang! she fishin'!

 

[Cybts1]

That's your hint to comeback when he not home

C/S

 

[rNubb]

That chick looks like a friend's wife or sister.

All my friends mama's are at least 60 something.

I ain't checking for no geriatric passe puss.

 

[Naha-Nago]

Bros before hoes...


BUT MOTHERS BEFORE BROTHAS!



* two cents *

 

[Flawless]

Sneak up behind her and in a Barry White voice say " You know you done fucked up right?"

 

[dHustla]

Hey Ms. Johnson. ..you about work out? Want me to workout witchu?

Or... What you watchin'?

Or.... let's play PS4, maybe you can teach me something new



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[KingAddies]

couldn't do that to a friend... and none of their mom's looked like that.

 

[CrucialOne]

that's your hint to comeback when he not home

^^^^^this

 

[tallblacknyc]

couldn't do that to a friend... and some of their mom's looked like that.

fixed for my history

 

[DirtyCake]

Can't fuck my friends girls or moms... Ya'll niggas must can't get hoes if you need to do some hoe ass grimy nigga shit to get fucked.........

 

[J.E.T.S]

I'd go jack my meat in the bathroom

 

[Amajorfucup]

I'd go jack my meat in the bathroom

 

[actinanass]

be like "ma'am, where's the bathroom at?", and see where it goes...

 

[2 ONE 3]

I'd go jack my meat in the bathroom

This scary ass nigga

 

[Jay_from_dade]

I'd go jack my meat in the bathroom

Honestly if i was in high school I would have tried to sneak a pic with my phone or steal a pair of her panties for later.

 

[tallblacknyc]

steal a pair of her panties for later.

what kind of weird shit u into jay

 

[Jay_from_dade]

what kind of weird shit u into jay

Guess you never been a horny teenager.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

ignore it

 

[tallblacknyc]

Guess you never been a horny teenager.

that's were sluts and fuck buddies were for.. but panties guy u was on some cac shit with that

 

[thundercat]

be like "ma'am, where's the bathroom at?", and see where it goes...

Yup....

 

[Mookie323]

I would ask her if she wanted the door opened or closed......

 

[Osca Lee]

Can't fuck my friends girls or moms... Ya'll niggas must can't get hoes if you need to do some hoe ass grimy nigga shit to get fucked.........

this

 

[dablacktino]

 

[8/11Streetz]

i would like to think I'm a loyal nigga...................................................

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

yall wilin,

I dont care how fine she is, thats a FRIENDS moms B.


I think some of yall are confused on what a FRIEND and an

associate is.....


I will NOT be getting a drunk or high around dat ass..


no fuckin way.....

 

[Count23]

Take a good 5-10 sec look and keep it movin

 

[woodchuck]

Sneak up behind her and in a Barry White voice say " You know you done fucked up right?"

I'd go jack my meat in the bathroom

Take a good 5-10 sec look and keep it movin

 

[Coldchi]

fake like i done passed out in her doorway and hope she comes to perform CPR