Why in THE fuck would I give you my cash, when the dude sitting next to me is a getting a lap dance?! FOH! Bitch, if I ain't going to turn into a pillar of salt for looking at yo' ass for free, then I'm looking. Don't worry about me, worry about that dude just gave you his money for dancing to half a song that the DJ done sped up.
My hair: $30
My shoes: $190
My outfit: $80
Looking at yo' "priceless" pussy while you're dancing for the next dude: Free
My hair: $30
My shoes: $190
My outfit: $80
Looking at yo' "priceless" pussy while you're dancing for the next dude: Free

