Shes tired of you guys

Why in THE fuck would I give you my cash, when the dude sitting next to me is a getting a lap dance?! FOH! Bitch, if I ain't going to turn into a pillar of salt for looking at yo' ass for free, then I'm looking. Don't worry about me, worry about that dude just gave you his money for dancing to half a song that the DJ done sped up.

My hair: $30
My shoes: $190
My outfit: $80
Looking at yo' "priceless" pussy while you're dancing for the next dude: Free
 
Some of those motherfuckers are husbands.
When I was around 18 I went to this strip clup with my cousin and
I saw motherfuckers in work uniforms throwin cash.
I couldn't believe it. I realized bruhs just wanna blow off some steam
before they go home to that bitch they call a wife.
The wife isn't doing what they want them to do.
"Hey baby, put this on."
"I ain't wearing that shit!! You think I'm a hoe or something?!"

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That’s who the stripgame was suppose to cater to.. the 9-5 workers in particular the older dudes.. from husbands, to the socially awkward loners.. people with consistent long money or consistent good money
 
I go to strip clubs to have her grind on my lap. All that extra stuff on the poll is for the folks that want to be seen. She too worried about those that's not there for that than those that want to toss dirty dollars as she spins the poll.
 
Strippers stay beggin in the club. The worst be those hoes that walk up on you asking to tip for their show.....and you aint even seen them dance yet. Foh beech

I had a stripper that was straight up BEGGING me for a dance a couple months ago, she first tried the just start dancing in front of him move but I tapped her leg and told her I’m good, chick started talking “come on don’t do me like that, let me dance for you”, I was telling her nah I’m good and she kept repeating it then trying to sit on my lap still saying “don’t do me like that”. I was straight up in a struggle with this chick trying to keep her off my lap first trying to sit on me then trying to straddle me, I was thinking either she about to be evicted or she hadn’t made her pimp quota for the night. This went on for 3-4 minutes before she finally got mad and said if she saw any other stripper dancing for me she was going to punch them in the face and it was going to be my fault..lol
 
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