restaurant idea - tell me what you think

[lazarus]

What would you order?

Name - BIG BUNS

Logo -

Menu -

Drinks:
Coke products
Lemonade
MD 2020
Saint Ides
Foster

Sides:
Beans n Rice
Smack Yo Momma Grits
Collard Greens
Steak fries
Mac N Make Cheese

Dishes: (includes a side and a toothpick)
Smothered Chops
Cole Slaw and Crawl Fish
BBL Burger
Classic Ribs
Caribbean Ribs
Fried Fish and Yams
Ain't No Thang Chicken Wangs

Vegan Options:
Two Carrots, piece of lettuce, and fuck off

Desserts:
Peach Cobbler
Pecan Pie
Apple Crisp with whip cream

Music will be funk and soul from 1973-1987. Restroom for paying customers only. Reservations for private parties. Wooden picnic park tables inside.

Challenge Dish is the Ultimate Chili. Chili with ghost peppers and crickets. Finish the bowl and get a 12 pack family size roll of toilet paper.

 

[playahaitian]

Interesting...

 

[callbacc]

 

[dbluesun]

when you say crickets in the chili are we talking insects
everything else i'll try

 

[TheyCallMeBe]

Not feeling the crickets in the chili idea unless you make the reward WAY better

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Instead of crickets just put every pepper known to man in the chili along w/ ghosts and scorpion ones

 

[lazarus]

when you say crickets in the chili are we talking insects
everything else i'll try

yup. expand your horizons. it's a delicacy in many countries

 

[ZuluSam]

This nicca said “crawl fish”.

 

[Unpre43]

........ and fuck off

 

[dbluesun]

yup. expand your horizons. it's a delicacy in many countries

nope i got a thing about textures