Fuck wrong with this survey?
Aight…
1. Sex? Never. As a trash-ass ninja and ordained Zeacon, this is not allowed. It can’t be uttered even in jest.
2. I don’t smoke, but too many of my people do. Keep it.
3. Both my grannies passed a long time ago. Not applicable.
4. Cheating is getting caught, but I’m not outside like that.
So uh…Granny.