Name A Lie White people Say

[Dr. Truth]

13% do 80% of the crime

 

[Anon_1]

I have plenty or black friends
I’ve also experienced racism
I don’t see color

 

[DaSupremeWun]

"They're lazy and don't want to work"

"The majority of them are on government assistance and are expecting handouts"

 

["THE MAN"]

As a comic book fan what gets me is
"Stay comic accurate" but "choose the best person for the job based on audition" plus "it's not the color of the actor that bothers me"
Thats all the talking points bounced between and they are all lies.

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

Potato salad needs raisins!!

 

[Coldchi]

Trump Won!!

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

everybody needs a little protection from the sun...

uh

no everybody does NOT

 

[Dr. Truth]

“Whites face the most racism”
“The Blacks are genetically prone to violence and lower intelligence”
“Milk should be drank with dinner”
“Larry Bird is the GOAT”

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

you dont need a cloth or anything else to help

remove dirt and dead skin while taking a shower...

I can understand if you are away from home and dont

want to use somebody elses wash cloth..

I can understand.. but In your OWN HOME EREDAY

got the gym smelling like hot doo doo,

everytime a muthafucka walk in that bitch!!

cant even be showering in the gym because of fungus

spreading nasty no cloth using ass muthafuckas.

got that stink stink punchin you in the face and

soon as you walk in that locker room...

Im talkin the gyms like equinox...too

 

[yureeka9]

My forefathers earned everything they had through hard work!

 

[yureeka9]

"I'm not a bad person"

 

[Dr. Truth]

“You don’t need a washcloth just use the soap bar or your hand”

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

white folks were never SLAVes in this country

and picked cotton....

one of the biggest lies ever told!!!

they just called themselves

Indentured Servents

bruh they were VOLUNTEER SLAVES bruh

we WERE ENSLAVED for our LAND AND RESOURCES

we really need to learn the difference!!!

 

[hajjibear]

I'm not racist

 

[ZuluSam]

I didn’t benefit from slavery.

 

[ZuluSam]

This type of thing doesn’t happen in our neighborhood.

 

[praetor]

My hands are clean.

 

[West Endian]

I like phat asses.

 

[Pimpslap Slim]

"you can trust me"

 

[ghoststrike]

"Hello HR, there's no way I groped Latrine's ass, I don't even find jiggly bubble butts attractive, if we're being honest...ewww."

 

[34real]

We're all equal

God doesn't have a color then why do you continue to make him white

I'm an "Expert"

Law enforcement are our hero's

I'm not racist or prejustice

 

[ghoststrike]

Witness (that was absent during the incident): "The cop had no choice but to shoot about a dozen or so times, when suddenly the 17-year old hulked up and charged at the cop like a linebacker while battle-cry roaring from my recollection...tragic situation"

 

[Piff Henderson]

"People don't really like the taste of meat."

"Beer tastes great."/"You can't have fun without alcohol."

"White people singlehandedly created the modern world."

 

[Walter Panov]

Minorities strongly encouraged to apply

 

[blackpepper]

The "one drop" rule.

 

[Fresh1911]

“We started Rock n Roll”

 

[Pworld297]

Slavery wasn't that bad.

 

[Piff Henderson]

“We started Rock n Roll”

Funny thing is I've heard more white people claim they started rap than rock n roll. Every white rock fan I've heard talk about the history of the music mentions Chuck Berry and Jimi Hendrix. Meanwhile CACs, whether they're fans of hip hop or not, try to claim rap.

 

[woodchuck]

There's no such thing as "white privilege".

 

[TENT]

The black person lie is that y’all won’t drop kick a black woman for the chance to treat a fat white bitch like a Queen.

Y’all be eating mad raisins on the low.

 

[ghoststrike]

"As volunteer poll watchers, we're prob going of witness lots ballot harvesting at this urban polling place to report."

 

[Nonfiction]

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.