Jeff Bezos is getting divorced uh oh lmbao

[D24OHA]

It's curtains then she's gonna hire the lawyer that got Jennifer Tilly her settlement- Who still gets 30% of the share her ex husband gets for helping create the simpsons...for the rest of her life...and the husband is dead.

Jennifer Tilly.... Getting paper like that......?

Wow.....

And No, if Jeff is smart and she is reasonable,he'll break her off $10-$20 billion and be done with it... He'll make that up in 5 years

 

[M.H.C.]

Depends on when they were married
If it was after he started Amazon then cool if she was there when he started it he might want to Amazon prime her to the Moon cause she's going to be getting money from the company going forward and entitled to half of what he owns of it

My dude said to the Moon. I laughed harder than I should've.

 

[playahaitian]

It's curtains then she's gonna hire the lawyer that got Jennifer Tilly her settlement- Who still gets 30% of the share her ex husband gets for helping create the simpsons...for the rest of her life...and the husband is dead.

wait what?

 

[playahaitian]

Jennifer Tilly.... Getting paper like that......?

Wow.....

And No, if Jeff is smart and she is reasonable,he'll break her off $10-$20 billion and be done with it... He'll make that up in 5 years

but why be "reasonable?

If she can get more and STILL get paid in the interim?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Jennifer Tilly.... Getting paper like that......?

Wow.....

And No, if Jeff is smart and she is reasonable,he'll break her off $10-$20 billion and be done with it... He'll make that up in 5 years

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/...-ex-husband-sam-simon-estate-court-agreement/

According to the Jan. 2 order, Tilly would be entitled to 30 percent of net proceeds that Simon’s estate receives from Fox Opens a New Window. , which could reach tens of millions of dollars over her lifetime.
Simon and Tilly were married from 1984 to 1991, but they were officially divorced on Dec. 30,1993.
Under the modified agreement, Tilly is to receive 30 percent of the net profits from Fox, and guarantees none of the rights and obligations under the divorce judgment would be affected by Simon’s death

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

My dude said to the Moon. I laughed harder than I should've.

bet her package would be delivered on time smh

 

[55th View]

RAW with a crushed up fertility pill or 2 over her salad.

 

[Spectrum]

bet her package would be delivered on time smh

"You've qualified for same-day shipping and delivery".

 

[Goingmark40]

ole Jeff said without titles. she ain't going too far

 

[yaBoi]

Yeah, he minus whale cut it loose now if that's what he wanted. Still billions to be made. If she's a decent human being, she ain't digging too deep into his pockets. You find out a lot about a woman during a divorce.

 

[2 ONE 3]

Time to break bread

 

[D24OHA]

but why be "reasonable?

If she can get more and STILL get paid in the interim?

Jeff is gonna keep her on the board and they've got partnerships lined up for the future..... She's going to make more money in the future too.

Hitching her wagon to him has paid off very well so far, why blow it over greed and ignorance? He's the golden goose.

 

[Hey Julian!]

It's curtains then she's gonna hire the lawyer that got Jennifer Tilly her settlement- Who still gets 30% of the share her ex husband gets for helping create the simpsons...for the rest of her life...and the husband is dead.

Don't get married in Cali is all I can say. Glad I got married and divorced in Texas. Texas puts a cap on child support at under $10K a month.

 

[Maxxam]

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

"You've qualified for same-day shipping and delivery".

Lmaooo

 

[Amajorfucup]

I think I read somewhere they had 4

Ok. Odd he didnt mention them of their "family" in the release.

 

[Dr. Truth]

 

[Mobilemannie]

Give her half and move on. She was with him from the beginning. He's worth 140 billion. Neither one of them will be going broke at anytime in the future no matter what their spending habits are daily.

 

[vertigo]

Amazon is notoriously anti- (labor) union...


I don't think Whole Foods is unionized either.

 

[REDLINE]

Just let me know where she is, I’ll be her Mr. Right

 

[Entrepronegro]

I'll be her mandingo fantasy.
I know jeff ain't been hittin that right.

lol

 

[Flawless]

 

[Mr.Chuckles]

Chuckle

 

[exiledking]

This will be the biggest bag in the history of bags

 

[D24OHA]

This will be the biggest bag in the history of bags

You talking about her bag of cash after leaving Jeff,

Or the black dude that's gonna swipe her up and get to that money?! Haha

 

[mariano42]

Time to holla at Orenthal James.

LMFAOOO

 

[godofwine]

I was just about to post this....

$70+ Billion dollars.... let the courtship begin

Jeff Bezos and wife to divorce after 25 years of marriage https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html

Right. I always say I like my women black and my chocolate white. For a piece of 70 billion dollars I will have to make an exception.

I'm going to be like the dude and don't be a menace going after that white girl

 

[Mr. Met]

 

[keone]

1 Bill is enough and fuck him anyway hear he greedy as shit

 

[Postalone]

The divorce will be amicable. Joint announcements like this are released after a deal has been reached. This has been carefully orchestrated to reduce the impact on Amazon stock. And her potential windfall. She'll get a percentage of Amazon making her a billionaire but it won't be anywhere near half of Bezos' fortune.

 

[PeerlessMack]

It is a smart move, Amazon is only going to get bigger, so get rid of her now and fuck as many models while he recuperates his loses.

Yeah, he minus whale cut it loose now if that's what he wanted. Still billions to be made. If she's a decent human being, she ain't digging too deep into his pockets. You find out a lot about a woman during a divorce.

She was with him when he started the company. And from what I remember, he really couldn't have started the company without her.

^^^ All these are correct.

She was with him from jump street and heard before that she helped him write up the business plan for Amazon. She's deserving of something.

It is not cheaper to keep her at this level of success when it is obvious their marriage is over. Amazon is growing at historic rates and will keep growing. There is so much in the pipeline as far as new ventures for AMZN. Why keep the spare keys in the hands of someone you are no longer involved with?

 

[TimRock]

Give her half and move on. She was with him from the beginning. He's worth 140 billion. Neither one of them will be going broke at anytime in the future no matter what their spending habits are daily.

This. No one should even care. Neither person will be crying when it's all over

 

[dasmybikepunk]

They've been together since '93?

Oh hell yeah she's getting 1/2.

 

[praetor]

When you have as much money (net worth) as him, can you really even tell if half of it is gone?

 

[2Klub]

With as much money as they/he earned while married. Losing half of his money won’t impact 99.95% of his lifestyle