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Got some more:
Lil' Scary Ann Conway
Prince Pence(think Chief Keef)
Lyin' Ryan
Turtles McConell
Lil Flip
Thanks for coming on, LF. You look like you hold the bitches up in the air on the cheerleading team. How are you a rapper now?
Flip:
So you left your label, Indictment Records?
Flip: Yeah, yeah. I was living under my fathers shadow. I have a voice. I want to sing. I got all this in me that needs to come out. I love producing. But I really love singing. Talking. Telling everything I know. Every-thing
Yeah, we heard you had a lot to say.
Flip: Huh?
What?
Flip: me and my dad was going threw it for a minute.
C-can I stop you? You are white as fuck! So What’s with all the..the..urban vernacular?
Flip: Yo, dis me.
(Stops recording) ...Don’t make me fuck you up in here white boy! (Presses play ) SO, this is a love song about a time in your life. I feel it’s a metaphor for something you’re not saying. Let’s play the shit and talk on the other side...
Bruh. You wasn’t singing to bitch in that whack ass song.
Flip: Yes I was!
...
Flip: it’s a song about a person I was involved with that I gave em everything I had. Everything. Everything that was asks of me I gave.
Mmmmmmnah, you snitched on yo peoples. That’s what that shit is. Bitch don’t make you sing hooks like that. You know the white dude from Color Me Bad?
Flip: Uh, no. Why..? Why would you...?
Snow? He’s a fake white Jamaican.. Neh’mind. Your daddy in some type a shit right now, right? Heavy shit! Had that nigga walkin! Y’all house sale? What your mom look like? Now, not, not like a wedding photo but like, last week or something? Oh, you just gon walk out? It’s... okay, cool.
Thanks for coming on, LF. You look like you hold the bitches up in the air on the cheerleading team. How are you a rapper now?
Flip:
So you left your label, Indictment Records?
Flip: Yeah, yeah. I was living under my fathers shadow. I have a voice. I want to sing. I got all this in me that needs to come out. I love producing. But I really love singing. Talking. Telling everything I know. Every-thing
Yeah, we heard you had a lot to say.
Flip: Huh?
What?
Flip: me and my dad was going threw it for a minute.
C-can I stop you? You are white as fuck! So What’s with all the..the..urban vernacular?Flip: Yo, dis me.
(Stops recording) ...Don’t make me fuck you up in here white boy! (Presses play ) SO, this is a love song about a time in your life. I feel it’s a metaphor for something you’re not saying. Let’s play the shit and talk on the other side...Bruh. You wasn’t singing to bitch in that whack ass song.
Flip: Yes I was!
...
Flip: it’s a song about a person I was involved with that I gave em everything I had. Everything. Everything that was asks of me I gave.
Mmmmmmnah, you snitched on yo peoples. That’s what that shit is. Bitch don’t make you sing hooks like that. You know the white dude from Color Me Bad?Flip: Uh, no. Why..? Why would you...?
Snow? He’s a fake white Jamaican.. Neh’mind. Your daddy in some type a shit right now, right? Heavy shit! Had that nigga walkin! Y’all house sale? What your mom look like? Now, not, not like a wedding photo but like, last week or something? Oh, you just gon walk out? It’s... okay, cool.
J. Sesh
Js: I go by J. Sesh now. Cooler. Much cooler.
And when did this name change happen?
JS: I do not recall.
...No? Okay, what day is this?
Js: Uh, I do not recall.
It’s friday. No way you don’t hear everything!
JS: well, I ...I was under the impression that it was Thursday.
What?
JS: Huh? Uh....what? Alabama!
WTF? Ala-? Legendary producer Bob Mueller is trying to collaborate with you, but you refuse. He heard some tapes from super producer/ rapper Comey. Do you remember that meeting?
JS: Uh, well, I don’t recall ever being offered a DEal by anyone named Mueller. I’ve never met or know anyone who has met this Mueller. Or a Comey.
Here’s a picture of you standing beside him, wiping cookie crumbs off his jacket. He doesn’t eat cookies. Word is you leave crumbs everywhere you go. Need a dirt devil or some shit to... You leave residue wherever you go. That’s you!
JS: Uh, well, see, I do not recall..
If he calls will you meet with him? Will you cooperate? If he calls you, will... Fuck it. Let’s just play the song. Shoulda named it: We on deck! Play this Shit...
Expect a call. Lil Muffucka!
Js: I go by J. Sesh now. Cooler. Much cooler.
And when did this name change happen?
JS: I do not recall.
...No? Okay, what day is this?Js: Uh, I do not recall.
It’s friday. No way you don’t hear everything!
JS: well, I ...I was under the impression that it was Thursday.
What?
JS: Huh? Uh....what? Alabama!
WTF? Ala-? Legendary producer Bob Mueller is trying to collaborate with you, but you refuse. He heard some tapes from super producer/ rapper Comey. Do you remember that meeting?
JS: Uh, well, I don’t recall ever being offered a DEal by anyone named Mueller. I’ve never met or know anyone who has met this Mueller. Or a Comey.
Here’s a picture of you standing beside him, wiping cookie crumbs off his jacket. He doesn’t eat cookies. Word is you leave crumbs everywhere you go. Need a dirt devil or some shit to... You leave residue wherever you go. That’s you!
JS: Uh, well, see, I do not recall..
If he calls will you meet with him? Will you cooperate? If he calls you, will... Fuck it. Let’s just play the song. Shoulda named it: We on deck! Play this Shit...
Expect a call. Lil Muffucka!
Fo Five
Cac Rapper who goes by the moniker, Fo Five (45), has dropped a dis response to summer jam by his nemesis Comey Da Homey. He's not pulling his punches. Rumor has his Fo Five was red in the face when he heard that Comey had to say, and immediately stopped eating Doritos, wiped his hands on his face and went to the lab and didn't come out until he had a hit! We even heard there were extra mayonnaise sandwiches brought the booth while this track was being recorded. We can't confirm this, but the track speaks for itself. He clearly had some motivation, and he let it all hang out in this track. Let's listen to talk him after the break.
Cac Rapper who goes by the moniker, Fo Five (45), has dropped a dis response to summer jam by his nemesis Comey Da Homey. He's not pulling his punches. Rumor has his Fo Five was red in the face when he heard that Comey had to say, and immediately stopped eating Doritos, wiped his hands on his face and went to the lab and didn't come out until he had a hit! We even heard there were extra mayonnaise sandwiches brought the booth while this track was being recorded. We can't confirm this, but the track speaks for itself. He clearly had some motivation, and he let it all hang out in this track. Let's listen to talk him after the break.
Marshall Matters
Aka, Richard Gates. one 1/2 of rap group with Manny Fort.
Tell us what inspired this hit single.
“Well, I had been through some things. I was signed to a shady label. Things going on I didn’t like. I felt trapped. I saw things. I just wanted to disappear into the bushes like Homer Simpson.
?
It’s a gif. You never seen it? Hilarious! Homer doesn’t want to ..anyway, google it. Fucking hilarious!
We’ll discuss the title and the song after we spin it. Let’s listen..
Aka, Richard Gates. one 1/2 of rap group with Manny Fort.
Tell us what inspired this hit single.
“Well, I had been through some things. I was signed to a shady label. Things going on I didn’t like. I felt trapped. I saw things. I just wanted to disappear into the bushes like Homer Simpson.
?
It’s a gif. You never seen it? Hilarious! Homer doesn’t want to ..anyway, google it. Fucking hilarious!
We’ll discuss the title and the song after we spin it. Let’s listen..
Muellie Mull
So you’re working on something big right now?
I can’t really say.
,
Can’t say or won’t say? Lmao!
...
Gheez! Can you leak something to us. An exclusive?
....
Well, I’m mean. We got our hands on an unfinished track. Hope it doesn’t anger you. But we’re gonna play it. Anything you wanna tell us before you we release this leaked track???
...
Okaaaaaay. Here goes..
So you’re working on something big right now?
I can’t really say.
,
Can’t say or won’t say? Lmao!
...
Gheez! Can you leak something to us. An exclusive?
....
Well, I’m mean. We got our hands on an unfinished track. Hope it doesn’t anger you. But we’re gonna play it. Anything you wanna tell us before you we release this leaked track???
...
Okaaaaaay. Here goes..
Great Thread
Feel free OP to use any of these handles:
Dat Boi Bannon
Trappin Tillerson
Moochie Munuchin
Sarah Da Terror
Brainz Carson
Sarah Da Terror
So, Sarah..
It's Surraaah!
Bitch, no it isnt! It's not! Stop that! Tell us about the song. Is it autobiographical?
No i was asked to spit that real, so..
Stop, stop, stop! Bitch talk normal! Let's just play the song and come back after the break!
The Mueller Project has JUST a new joint this Monday out of the blue! 13 indictments! We did not see this coming! They stay in the booth! Let's listen and come back after for some commentary.
Yoooooo! "The Choice is yours" ???? What does that mean? Is this a dis track? Who are you aiming this at? Give us something, Muellie. The fans deserve to know. ...
Awwww, c, mon. The track is dope. Will you come back when you're ready to drop some other hot fire on us?
Sure.
Mullie Mull
"Heads act like i haven't been doin this for years. Years, son! Years! So, yeah, this one is person. They coming for my head, so imma blass first! This is out of character for me, but i'm over heads sleeping on my skills and what got me here. The Project wanted no part of this solo joint, so i went into the studio and teamed up with C Da Homey (Comey Da Homey) and he had an unfinished track playin as i walked in and i was like "What is that?" He dismissed it but i put lyrics to it within a few hours and we had a hit. Run that shit, man.
Yooooooo! You heard it here! Mullie Mull dis track! Ya 'eard!
"Heads act like i haven't been doin this for years. Years, son! Years! So, yeah, this one is person. They coming for my head, so imma blass first! This is out of character for me, but i'm over heads sleeping on my skills and what got me here. The Project wanted no part of this solo joint, so i went into the studio and teamed up with C Da Homey (Comey Da Homey) and he had an unfinished track playin as i walked in and i was like "What is that?" He dismissed it but i put lyrics to it within a few hours and we had a hit. Run that shit, man.
Yooooooo! You heard it here! Mullie Mull dis track! Ya 'eard!
Trubbo - (Trouble)
So you paying hoes for the RAW?
...
Not gon answer? Two porn stars said you go in skinny dick down!
Raw, what's this..? Raw? Who call it raw? I don't do raw. I don't even know what raw is. Condoms make me feel captured. I like sex that wasnt captured.
You might be the dummest motherfucker on earth. Now i see why they call you 3D?
What's the 3D?
Dirty Dick Donald
Let's just play you joint and see what we got!
So you paying hoes for the RAW?
...
Not gon answer? Two porn stars said you go in skinny dick down!
Raw, what's this..? Raw? Who call it raw? I don't do raw. I don't even know what raw is. Condoms make me feel captured. I like sex that wasnt captured.
You might be the dummest motherfucker on earth. Now i see why they call you 3D?
What's the 3D?
Dirty Dick Donald
Let's just play you joint and see what we got!
Epic, thread of the fucking decade!
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Muelly MuLL ~ Give it me
We were in the studio looking at notes. Everything was a mess, unorganized. I’d asks for a verse or a certain note, and in a fit I said GIVE IT TO ME! Next think you know, it’s tears and I’m giving out hugs. I tell ant artist working with me to just give me whatever you’ve got and let me see what I can do with it. Thars the inspiration for the song.
We were in the studio looking at notes. Everything was a mess, unorganized. I’d asks for a verse or a certain note, and in a fit I said GIVE IT TO ME! Next think you know, it’s tears and I’m giving out hugs. I tell ant artist working with me to just give me whatever you’ve got and let me see what I can do with it. Thars the inspiration for the song.
Christopher “BLUE” Steele ~ Pass Me The Dossier
Yo man this is a really amazing thread. If you're coming up with all this yourself, you're a great writer and humorist b.
Straight up.
Do it all myself. Thanks. I just hear a song or a lyric and it comes to me.
AG ~ Dana Boente
Well I found out I was fired from a tweet. I’m sure I’m not alone in that. I was Attorney General under Barak Obama. Then one days BOOM, fired. I got a call from The Mueller Project that they were working on something knew. Something big. They brought me in the studio and the rest is, as they say, Fake News.
Well I found out I was fired from a tweet. I’m sure I’m not alone in that. I was Attorney General under Barak Obama. Then one days BOOM, fired. I got a call from The Mueller Project that they were working on something knew. Something big. They brought me in the studio and the rest is, as they say, Fake News.
Sally “Songbird” Yates
So I gotta call from Dana, he was desperate for a vocalist. Said he needed my specific voice. He felt is had something to say. It was great working with those guys and, I believe I have so much more to say. I was Deputy AG, and I was fired first. Not by tweet, but as soon as I got the news, I started writing lyrics. I guess that Some people don’t like the way that I walk. (Shrugs)
So I gotta call from Dana, he was desperate for a vocalist. Said he needed my specific voice. He felt is had something to say. It was great working with those guys and, I believe I have so much more to say. I was Deputy AG, and I was fired first. Not by tweet, but as soon as I got the news, I started writing lyrics. I guess that Some people don’t like the way that I walk. (Shrugs)
Brilliant thread. Very clever and creative.
Don “Dookie Boots” Trizzie
“I am...what some would, well, I would say, and many, many others would say, that..perhaps, I’m an untouchable. I’m not saying this, other people who are not crooked, and know that is a witch hunt; they’re saying it. I could stand. I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose a single vote. In others words, I Float...!.”
“I am...what some would, well, I would say, and many, many others would say, that..perhaps, I’m an untouchable. I’m not saying this, other people who are not crooked, and know that is a witch hunt; they’re saying it. I could stand. I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose a single vote. In others words, I Float...!.”
Poo
(Answering machine) BEEEP: Hey, I’m in a lot of heat over here. A lot. Too much heat. I can take the heat, but this is too much. Melania says, Hi. She likes you. I like you. I did this for you. For us. Really is for both of us. When this is over, we should get an apartment together. Are you proud of-
CLICK!
(Answering machine) BEEEP: Hey, I’m in a lot of heat over here. A lot. Too much heat. I can take the heat, but this is too much. Melania says, Hi. She likes you. I like you. I did this for you. For us. Really is for both of us. When this is over, we should get an apartment together. Are you proud of-
CLICK!
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