I just started the Master Cleanser program 2DAY any 1 successfully finish it B4?

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I just started the Master Cleanser program 2DAY any 1 successfully finish it B4?

For those who dont know its when you drink lemon juice,maple syrup(not flavored) and 1/10 cayenne pepper in medium hot or purified cold water for 12-40 days. This rids the body of toxins cleanses the digestive system and eliminates wastes Beyonce made it commerical when she did it for the movies dreamgirls.
 
I did the Master Cleanse and it did an okay job. Some tips are:

Be sure to drink the herbal tea! If you don't do this, you will feel horrible. (The herbal tea is a laxative. As you build up the toxins to eliminate, you will feel horrible, but once you actually eliminate them, you will feel great).

I am a bigger believer in a standard juice fast. My job involves physical activity, and I never skipped a beat while fasting. Everyone at work kept waiting for me to fall out, and I never did. I actually gained energy.

If you fast long enough, you will hit this "enlightened state". I hit that state at the end of my last fast, not knowing what was going on. It seems like you are moving faster, and everything else is moving slower than you are used to.
 
true story..
me and my old lady tried that shit.. lol.. thing was.. we didn't have cyanne pepper..all we had was spicey red pepper and real lemon lemon extract... suffice to say that shit lasted all of two days..
that shit was ULTRA NASTY...
 
Koolinme said:
true story..
me and my old lady tried that shit.. lol.. thing was.. we didn't have cyanne pepper..all we had was spicey red pepper and real lemon lemon extract... suffice to say that shit lasted all of two days..
that shit was ULTRA NASTY...


just drank my 1st drink of the day.. O'd on the cyanne pepper and this shit was nasty as fuck.... im hungry as shit now these 1st 3 days are going to be hell...
 
Is this a body cleansing formula, weight formula or both? I wanna do the cleanse but some dude talking about he lost 14 lbs :smh:
 
the tea diet?It works welll...you shit like crazy but thas the toxins leaving...its not good for weight loss tho sense you gain it back imediately after eating
 
i'mma try it next week. remove all the unneeded crap from my body, i'm off next week anyway so i can do it. i just hope i aint to tired for the gym. u do drop weight but i think if u eat right u dont gain it all back as fat if your working out regularly it might come back as lean muscle.
i have something i need to be in shape for by july so i'm down.
 
Maddbaron said:
i'mma try it next week. remove all the unneeded crap from my body, i'm off next week anyway so i can do it. i just hope i aint to tired for the gym. u do drop weight but i think if u eat right u dont gain it all back as fat if your working out regularly it might come back as lean muscle.
i have something i need to be in shape for by july so i'm down.


Destroy and rebuild...
 
I remember there was a thread about colon cleansing on here
It's supposed to help you drop a little weight and make you feel better with more energy
I slept on it but I might still give it a try one of these days
Can anybody who's had success with it recommend some products to use?
 
I've done it 6 times over the last 3 years.
I'm glad you brought this thread up cuz I've been planning to do it again, and will this week.

I've made it for 14 days at my longest, though my goal is to make it to 21.
I've lost up to 28 pounds on it.

More than anything, it's about discipline and cleansing, not weight loss.
 
XXXplosive said:
I remember there was a thread about colon cleansing on here
It's supposed to help you drop a little weight and make you feel better with more energy
I slept on it but I might still give it a try one of these days
Can anybody who's had success with it recommend some products to use?


'xplosive,


That's just it . . . you aren't supposed to use anything xtra.

The point of the fast is to remove biological plaque from your system. You're basically debugging your system so it runs at its' highest efficiency. Its not only for your digestive tract and waste removal organs . . . it's for your cerebral resources as well.

Why this is a good thing is this . . . Scientists have finally figured out what aging is . . According to Michio Kaku(and I'm sure a great many others)
Aging is the accumulation of biological errors.

When you fast, you eliminate the toxins that corrupt and impede proper and efficient cellular communication, thus producing cellular mutations(errors) within the cellular regeneration process. Mutated cells behave erratically, and are one of the many causes of system failure . . .sometimes in the form of cancer. The list of items is all you need. I just took a cursory glance but could not locate my copy as yet. But I will post it soon as I find it.

cayenne pepper

lemons

grade B maple syrup

water

and herbal tea


Note: If you have an additional 15 bucks . . purchase a press pot and use 'un-bagged' tea.

I'm actually about to do this again, before I begin my next muscle training regimen.

JG
 
how much of each ingrediant are you suppose to use to make this drink? how many time a day do you drink it? Are you suppose to fast while doing this or do you matain 3 meals a day?
 
how much of each ingredient are you suppose to use to make this drink? how many time a day do you drink it? Are you suppose to fast while doing this or do you maintain 3 meals a day?
 
Start with three days and gradually build up. You could hurt yourself going from eating solid food to the cleanser. Start off slow, then you have to gradually start eating solid food again. If you make it to day 3, you can make it to day 10.

You'll feel like a new person though after the fast tho'.

The Master Cleanser Lemonade Diet consists of:


2 tablespoons lemon (or lime) juice (approx. ½ lemon)

2 tablespoons of genuine “grade B” maple syrup (not maple flavored sugar syrup)

1/10 teaspoon (just a dash) of cayenne pepper (red pepper) or to taste

8 oz water, room temperature
 
geist said:
Start with three days and gradually build up. You could hurt yourself going from eating solid food to the cleanser. Start off slow, then you have to gradually start eating solid food again. If you make it to day 3, you can make it to day 10.

You'll feel like a new person though after the fast tho'.

The Master Cleanser Lemonade Diet consists of:


2 tablespoons lemon (or lime) juice (approx. ½ lemon)

2 tablespoons of genuine “grade B” maple syrup (not maple flavored sugar syrup)

1/10 teaspoon (just a dash) of cayenne pepper (red pepper) or to taste

8 oz water, room temperature


Sounds great, how much of this do you consume daily and at what frequency?
 
10 glasses a day.

SKINNY NINJAS AVOID!!!!! You will drop mad weight, if you're under a buck fifty three days is plenty. I never did the salt water drink either, and instead of the laxitive tea, I take peppermint tea.
 
l did this "lemonade diet" just about two years ago. l suggest before doing this cleansing, start training your self to eat less. If you like to eat, then this cleansing is not for you as you will not have the will power to keep from putting something in your mouth.
How l prepared my lemonade diet drink went like this, 8oz. of lemon juice ( squeezed from lemons from my lemon tree ), 8oz. of 100% grade A pure maple syrup ( get from Trader Joes ), 64 to 72oz of water, and about 4-8 teaspoons of Cayenne. Also, The herbal tea everyone is talking about is just something to help you pass all the shit you have stored up in up. l used a product called "smooth move". Guaranteed to work in 4 to 8 hours.
Personally, I weighed 250 at the time and l lost 13lbs. in 13 days with no eating ( that was tough!! ). 10days on the lemonade diet and 3 days on low sodium soup and salads, vegetables and fruits, and orange juice to get back to eating regular food again. l noticed l lost the weight in my stomach and my face wasn't as chubby.
From what l understand, the lemon juice breaks down the shit that won't pass through your intestines while also cleansing the blood and promoting good blood flow, the maple syrup is you source of sugar which the body turns into energy, and cayenne pepper is an anti-bacteria agent and it helps to get rid of mucus, and the herbal tea helps to pass what the lemon juice has broken up in the stomach and/or intestines.
One last note, l can't remember who wrote the book on this but this "fast" is based off the biblical reference to Jesus Christ going on that 40 days and nights walk without being tempted by the devil. So to complete this, it would be 40 days but you can break it down like 2 20's 4 10's. But if you can do 3, you definitely can do 10 and maybe more......
 
Lapdanceking said:
I just started the Master Cleanser program 2DAY any 1 successfully finish it B4?

For those who dont know its when you drink lemon juice,maple syrup(not flavored) and 1/10 cayenne pepper in medium hot or purified cold water for 12-40 days. This rids the body of toxins cleanses the digestive system and eliminates wastes Beyonce made it commerical when she did it for the movies dreamgirls.
I tried that shit back in '96. I lost maybe 10-15 pounds, but I got sick as fuck from that shit. It was damn near 2 years before I could even drink real lemonade again. Just the thought of drinkin that master cleanser shit again makes me sick.

If you want to really lose weight then just change your eating habits. Eliminate all fast food, junk food, soda pop, and kool-aid. Drink only juice, water, and tea. Also stick to eating 3 square meals a day, and eat lots of pink grapefruit.

The trick is to drink a 20-ounce bottle of water to the head before EVERY meal. What this does is help your digestive system by boosting your metabolism. If you consume 80-100 ounces of water a day, you will see immediate results. Trust me on this shit pimpin!!!
 
2nd day... the 1st was hard I thought about putting every food I seen in my mouth. I had to go to the grocery store last night 2 buy lemons it was like my sense of smell was enhanced I could smell food still in the plastic lol.. I think ill be cool from now I haven't went to the gym or did any thing physical yet I'm going to try something tomm.
 
XXXplosive said:
I remember there was a thread about colon cleansing on here
It's supposed to help you drop a little weight and make you feel better with more energy
I slept on it but I might still give it a try one of these days

Here's the thread about VEGANS / VEGETARIANISM: http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=164903&page=1&pp=45&highlight=colon


Here's PAGE 4 of the thread ^ with good talk about colonics, etc ^ http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=164903&page=4&highlight=colon

And here's another good thread nutrition-wise about MILK/DAIRY/etc. :

http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=150577&page=1&highlight=colon
 
Lapdanceking said:
I just started the Master Cleanser program 2DAY any 1 successfully finish it B4?

For those who dont know its when you drink lemon juice,maple syrup(not flavored) and 1/10 cayenne pepper in medium hot or purified cold water for 12-40 days. This rids the body of toxins cleanses the digestive system and eliminates wastes Beyonce made it commerical when she did it for the movies dreamgirls.

i did 28 days in my youth. You will learn a lot about yourself when you fast.
 
Lapdanceking said:
I had to go to the grocery store last night 2 buy lemons it was like my sense of smell was enhanced I could smell food still in the plastic lol.. I think ill be cool ...

:) ....
 
Lapdanceking said:
2nd day... the 1st was hard I thought about putting every food I seen in my mouth. I had to go to the grocery store last night 2 buy lemons it was like my sense of smell was enhanced I could smell food still in the plastic lol.. I think ill be cool from now I haven't went to the gym or did any thing physical yet I'm going to try something tomm.

If you do it right, you will retain these senses. I still have that Wolverine sense after 7 years.
 
i was talking to a guy and he was telling me bout them Arab people, he a study was did about them eating them hot ass green peppers, and it said that the acid from the peppers break down the mucus in the stomach which in the long run, help the body and the life span.

With the Master Cleanser having Cayenne pepper in it I guess it's true!
 
Lapdanceking said:
2nd day... the 1st was hard I thought about putting every food I seen in my mouth. I had to go to the grocery store last night 2 buy lemons it was like my sense of smell was enhanced I could smell food still in the plastic lol.. I think ill be cool from now I haven't went to the gym or did any thing physical yet I'm going to try something tomm.


No! Do not try to work out or do anything strenous for a few days. Just relax, don't watch TV (you'll notice how many food commercials come on if you do), just read some books or something.

It's not just a physical thing, it's a spiritual and mental thing too. Just chill out for the first 3-4 days.
 
Today makes day 4 and when I started I was 209 and when I weighed myself yesterday i was 200. Day three kicked my ass cause I was working all day being out in about I had to go to the supermarket twice in one day. I started taking that smooth moth tea laxative 2 nights ago and "this shit right here,this shit right here" will have a night wake up in the middle of the night to take a shit... I am really doing this to cure my mild sleep apnea and so far its helped me sleep better and I aint tired like I am normally when I wake up in the morning..
 
LordSinister said:
i did 28 days in my youth. You will learn a lot about yourself when you fast.

You'll really see what your made of.

Which is what i think is the best part about fasting, the wieghtloss is a side bonus.

I think I might give the "Master Cleanser program" a spin.

:cool:
 
Helico-pterFunk said:
Here's the thread about VEGANS / VEGETARIANISM: http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=164903&page=1&pp=45&highlight=colon


Here's PAGE 4 of the thread ^ with good talk about colonics, etc ^ http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=164903&page=4&highlight=colon

And here's another good thread nutrition-wise about MILK/DAIRY/etc. :

http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=150577&page=1&highlight=colon
peace
Nice Co-operative
Good to know that BGOL aint following no Beyonnce since there was a time when we'd share this type of Knowledge amongst ourselves WAY b4 the commercial debut

peace
 
*Bookmarks thread*
Ive been thinking about doing this for a while. I might bump this thread in a few days when I actually start
 
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