Florida Man Eats Pancakes In The Middle Of The Road

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The internet for some is a fuckin' drug :smh:

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It feels that void of nothingness, I am somebody, I am smart, I have an opinion, I am exciting, I am funny & interesting.

And just like getting high, its fleeting & you start to chase the praise. Camera phones have leveled the playing field for the attention seeking relevancy of the insecure worldwide.
 
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my man is juss an entrepreneur..he couldn't afford a billboard for his new diner so he did a street promotion/commercial.. people were driving through like look at this fucking idiot in the street eating breakfast, but damn those pancakes sure look good less than a mile away was his diner...smart i tell you
 
It wasn't I-95 of USA 1 or nothing major.....It being florida it's a high chance of it going bad the second time around.
 
my man is juss an entrepreneur..he couldn't afford a billboard for his new diner so he did a street promotion/commercial.. people were driving through like look at this fucking idiot in the street eating breakfast, but damn those pancakes sure look good less than a mile away was his diner...smart i tell you
So he is risking his life promoting pancakes sales for free?
 
All fun and laughter till he, his green pants, and his pancake tray go flying 20ft in the air.
 
If they hit yo "dawg" what are you going to do? That was a red light. Let him stay there for a green. It aint nothing to make it look like an accident. Just don't drive away.
 
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