Do you think I'm stupid? [Things people try to get over on you] Share your stories

[godofwine]

Has someone ever tried to get over on you thinking that you were a complete idiot? Telling you something like "A typical oil change will run you $79.95 because we have to change the carborator filter, too".

For my military folks. In "Flags of our Fathers" one Sargent told a private to go to admin to make sure his masterbation papers we in order. And that if he didn't get his masterbation papers in order he was gonna be in deep trouble. The guy ran off scared shitless to the admin office and everybody else laughed their asses off.

Tell your story of how someone tried to get over on you thinking you were an idiot.

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Today, I called Pizza Hut and ordered 3 pizzas for the Super Bowl. Now, I just ordered 3 pizzas (meat lovers, pepperoni, and supreme) and this guy tells me...
"Ok, your total comes to $45.90"

And I'm like, "Isn't there a special any large pizza, any toppings for $10 a pizza?" and this dumbass says, "Oh, you want the special?"

"Of course I want the special!"

"Oh...well, then, your total is $30".

I can't believe this muthafucka tried to get me like that. If I didn't know about the special I would have been fucked out of $15. $15 isn't a lot of money, but as Big Worm said to Smokey, "Its principalities to this Smokey"

 

[Exclusive Black]

Yeah. When a bitch says "I don't usually sleep with someone this fast. There is just something about you" Or when a bitch says "Don't worry about the condom, I'm on the pill" When I hear this shit, start

 

[yureeka9]

You can tell when you're gettin' had when you meet a bitch out in a bar or at the club and the ho starts asking permission for drinks and other shit off the menu. She's automatically put her hands in your wallet. Here's how it goes:

Strange Bitch: Hey, I like apple martinis. Do you mind if I get one?

True Playa: You don't have to ask me. I don't know what you can afford.

 

[thomas4567892003]

You can tell when you're gettin' had when you meet a bitch out in a bar or at the club and the ho starts asking permission for drinks and other shit off the menu. She's automatically put her hands in your wallet. Here's how it goes:

Strange Bitch: Hey, I like apple martinis. Do you mind if I get one?

True Playa: You don't have to ask me. I don't know what you can afford.

Damn shorty..... Thats cold blooded........
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[godofwine]

When I was in the Navy one of my LPO's (leading Petty Officers, an E-6) told me to go to the ship across from where our ship was birthed and get some "Scuttlebutt Fluid"

Now, anybody that is in the service or has been in the service knows that the "scuttlebutt" is the water fountain. So...scuttlebutt fluid would be...you guessed it...WATER.

This was at 8 in the morning on my second day onboard the ship. Since I knew that it was a joke being played on me I went ahead and hid behind the missile magazine in a little crawl space that was just enough room to sleep in and did just that. I missed lunch, but I slept GOOD.

I woke up at 2:30 PM and my LPO asked angrily, "Where the hell have you been?!" I said, "Well, I went to the ship across the way and they didn't have any so I walked down to the carrier piers and had them make some for me with Nuclear power"

He just laughed because he knew that I caught the joke and took advantage.

 

[Z MONSTER]

When I was 17 my so called "first love" claimed to be a virgin. I was a virgin and she claimed to be one too. The first time we had sex she said "I want to try somethin" so she went into her closet and pulled out a half empty bottle of Emotion Lotion. I looked at the bottle and kind of figured it out. I was kind of crushed, but getting pussy for the first time trumped all that.