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Could you avoid the temptation

I have terrible impulse control, but I love my lady VERY much. I will make a “mistake” and paint that meow a few times, causing her to realize I’m not the batty-man that was previously painting her perfectly and day-dreaming about hummus or something equally chi-chi. At some point - after intense internal turmoil and debate - I will choose my lady.
Realizing that my lady does NOT look like that and remembering she drank my Turkey Hill pink lemonade without telling me, I’m gonna realize I made a mistake and if my pants are already at my ankles, she and I should swap DNA. Then I’m reminded that I cannot disappoint three young kings and Queens (and risk alimony...) I will run out of that studio like so...

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She will ask why I look so distraught and have I been crying? I will give all the kids adult doses of Zzzquil and open the Zoly Zible and make her read from The book of Gape and DooDeuteronomy so that I may release my frustrations.

:yes: Yessir :yes:
 
 
id cuss that bish out for opening her coochie up like that to me and expect me NOT to act like a REAL MAN.
 
I was shooting a twerk video some years back and I had the chick taking a shower in my master bedroom. I was being totally professional about it, I wasn't tryna smash, my girl was in the other room. But at about 18 minutes in I was

:rise:

and the chick saw that I was

:rise:

through my shorts so she looked at me smiling like

:sleazy:

like she was ready to smash. We finished the vid after 5 more minutes. I didn't make no move... couldn't cuz my girl was there, but if my girl hadn't been there, I probably would have intellectualized myself into some pussy.....I would have at least gotten her to let me stick the head in and get a few pumps....but then again no, cuz she was definitely a thot.
 
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Only a fag can do that job. Any regular strait man is either trying to smell her ass or will start jerking off slow.
 
Nah man. I’m weak when it comes to pretty bitches. Besides that I’ve fallen 90% of the time to temptation from hoes with million dollar bodies. And food stamp faces :( don’t judge me man
 
I would tell that cameraman to go to the shops so that I could try to smash this chick into next year.
 

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