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A buddy needs to pass a PISS TEST. Any advice?
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use clean piss. give him some of your piss. do not use the synthetic urine. the actual setup conceals and keeps it perfect temp
What is the job? If he can't pass the test then maybe he doesn't deserve the job... Pilot? Surgeon? School bus driver? Sorry, but I've had too many of my friends fuck up their lives behind weed. I just want all my Brotha's to succeed and I've just seen too much... I can't add to this or help so let me take my opinions the fuck out this thread! Good luck my Brotha... and get ya weed game on point.
those jobs I understand.. if you cant pass you dont deserve it especially jobs like doctors and pilots..
but I seen dudes lookin for messenger jobs that had to pass a drug test...
foolish as long as they are clean and competent they deserve the chance..
This deserves its own thread.
I disagree with him, I know many people doing well
that partake in the holy herb, from engineers to
successful self employed brothers...
that being said, I do respect this dudes commentary he is well spoken and is good at what he does..
A lot of bad advice here. Why throw the dice on a cleanse,working out, or any of that shit? Why would he need a fake dick? This isn't the NFL.Regular jobs don't want to spend too much money.
1- Go to the store and get a clear travel size lotion bottle.
2-Have a dude you know will piss clean pee in it.
3-Put it in a ziplock and keep it in warm water until you are just about to leave for your test.
4-Wrap it in foil and put it in your draws.
5- As soon as your physical starts say you have to pee bad. They will do the pee test first.
6- Pour in for test.
7- Pee in toilet and side of cup(the wet cup makes them test it faster and not really pay attention because they are grossed out.
I know people who have done this every 6 months for years.
For job tests, they don't make you strip naked and rarely even check pockets. Why risk all these cleanses and delay schemes when you can just use someone else's pee? The only way you can get caught is if it isn't warm enough. That really can only happen if you have to wait too long for the test. A way to beat that is to say you have to pee bad when you get there. Often they will let you go ahead and take your piss sample first.
1- Go to the store and get a clear travel size lotion bottle.
2-Have a dude you know will piss clean pee in it.
3-Put it in a ziplock and keep it in warm water until you are just about to leave for your test.
4-Wrap it in foil and put it in your draws.
5- As soon as your physical starts say you have to pee bad. They will do the pee test first.
6- Pour in for test.
7- Pee in toilet and side of cup(the wet cup makes them test it faster and not really pay attention because they are grossed out.
I know people who have done this every 6 months for years.
For job tests, they don't make you strip naked and rarely even check pockets. Why risk all these cleanses and delay schemes when you can just use someone else's pee? The only way you can get caught is if it isn't warm enough. That really can only happen if you have to wait too long for the test. A way to beat that is to say you have to pee bad when you get there. Often they will let you go ahead and take your piss sample first.
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Never understood mofo's smoking the shit and dealing with this. He had to have had more than a 3 day head start.
Years ago, going through my dumbass stage I smoked hard one night. My ex got me to buy some cleanse drink. It was purple. Shit tasted like drano going down but worked. I'm not a smoker so probably wouldn't have mattered. Shit folk smoke today is super potent, he probably fucked
A lot of my friends use synthetic piss which comes with a warmer to get it at the right temp
Top 5 masking products?
I have used "Vales 1hr formula" three different times in my life and it worked!!!
The craziest was when I was in a company work van and a woman ran a red light and hit me. I had JUST smoked chocolate Thai blunt (1997) 20 minutes earlier with some friends. I was mad af but I shook!!!
I always kept a bottle in my van, so when it went down I drank right away and filled the bottle up 3 more times with water. Pissed as much as I could and sure enough later that night I took test and passed!!! I will do commercials for vales for FREE!!
Also keep in mind that today's hydo has wayyy more THC!
The craziest was when I was in a company work van and a woman ran a red light and hit me. I had JUST smoked chocolate Thai blunt (1997) 20 minutes earlier with some friends. I was mad af but I shook!!!
I always kept a bottle in my van, so when it went down I drank right away and filled the bottle up 3 more times with water. Pissed as much as I could and sure enough later that night I took test and passed!!! I will do commercials for vales for FREE!!
Also keep in mind that today's hydo has wayyy more THC!
First off, nigga. STOP pretending and just say no to drugs.
"A buddy"
Be a responsible man and just say no to drugs! You got bills and child support nigga and you need to give tithes to the estate of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad!
Unlubricated condoms, clean piss, exact o knife blade and 2 pair tighty whiteys 2 size smaller.
pour piss in 2 condom(not alot). 2 in case something goes wrong you got a backup
put on tighty whiteys.
place condoms in towel or sock.
Place on dashboard car heater on the way. once there put 2 hot bags of someone elses piss inside the inside pair of draws.
Draws should be smaller in case you need to climb stairs or agility test. And keeps it warm
once in bathroom take razor from shoe,hair etc. place condom in cup then slice. wrap condom in TP put back in draws.
You just passed. Congratulations you now make 12K a year
pour piss in 2 condom(not alot). 2 in case something goes wrong you got a backup
put on tighty whiteys.
place condoms in towel or sock.
Place on dashboard car heater on the way. once there put 2 hot bags of someone elses piss inside the inside pair of draws.
Draws should be smaller in case you need to climb stairs or agility test. And keeps it warm
once in bathroom take razor from shoe,hair etc. place condom in cup then slice. wrap condom in TP put back in draws.
You just passed. Congratulations you now make 12K a year
I remember having to take a drug test for a job and at the time I smoked weed daily. I'm talking about dam near three to four blunts a day.
The drug test was a piss test so I thought I had it in the bag. I brought that quick flush stuff you get at the corner store. The kind that's flavored. I used it according to directions and drank a boat load of water.
After taking the test I get a call from the lab. The dude asks me what kind of masking agent was I using and I denied it. He then told me he was going to tell my supervisor that I was being deceitful and possibly flunked the test and need to be tested again. At which point I told him to tell the mother fucker because I didn't work there any way. I was trying to GET the job.
The drug test was a piss test so I thought I had it in the bag. I brought that quick flush stuff you get at the corner store. The kind that's flavored. I used it according to directions and drank a boat load of water.
After taking the test I get a call from the lab. The dude asks me what kind of masking agent was I using and I denied it. He then told me he was going to tell my supervisor that I was being deceitful and possibly flunked the test and need to be tested again. At which point I told him to tell the mother fucker because I didn't work there any way. I was trying to GET the job.
this.........
He legit did not have advanced notice. He had both interviews Wednesday, Thursday he got the job, it's an executive position... neither one of us thought they'd even test him.
what did he do to help him pass??
*Pending Drug Test
So he did nothing to prepare tho?
He got a CVS test...
He did water and cranberry
He went the smoke shop and grabbed a drink for tomorrow
He did the gold seal.
The test was clean today.
He will drink the cleanse tomorrow and water to test in the afternoon
So a Combination of things
The best way to pass a test is to drink a bunch a water before. Then when they give you the cup unzip your pants and piss all over the lab tech's shoes.
You won't get the job, but do you really want to work for a company that will subject you to that kind of pointless humiliation?
If you want a better opportunity? Work for yourself.
Cool I heard the test are pretty accurate only
There are two kinds one test for 50 and one test for 20 I heard the one for twenty is more sensitive.
I heard about the cranberry thing to some swear by it some say it's not that effective..
I guess everybody is different..
Good luck to yo homie...
Hope you ahem I mean him get that negative result
Lol... wish it were me... I set him up to outpace me and get a VP gig.
Neither of us knew this would happen. He was languishing and getting shit on for promotions with our current company.
The intro was to give him leverage to push for promotion.
Had I knon, I would kept that shit to myself lol, naw he's deserving.
I'm really.proud of him. Watched him grow up over the last 5 yrs
Happened to me in college.Smoked weed for the second time ever and got told that I had to take a drug test 2 days later.
Man, a heaux get to playin' w/my nuts I be ready to unload.
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