A buddy needs to pass a PISS TEST. Any advice?
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I'd like to hear how this shit turns out and what he used, if anything.
I'm trying to tell you that shit was a life saver. Funny shit my 20yr old step son told me bout the shit. I use to use him as his brother 4 pee but they 20 and 18 and i know what i was doing at they age. Whole time I'm thinking "damn I'm putting my life in the hands of a fucking 20yr old. Glad he knew what he was talking about
Upass ... $20! Its similar to the Synthetix that was posted earlier. Comes with hot hands to keep it warm. It has never failed me.
If all fails try shitting in the cup, then when asked why you do it, simply explain to them that you have a rare (end) condition that forces you to pee from your ass and that somewhere in your shit lies your pee..
Sure this may sound crazy as fuck, but put your self in the tester shoes, are you going to risk major law suit calling bullshit, or worse take the stink shit to the lab to actually have it tested??
Oh yeah one thing, almost forgot, make sure he smear some of your feces outside the cup this way if it doesn't work at least he can have piece of mind knowing he shitted on them..
Sure this may sound crazy as fuck, but put your self in the tester shoes, are you going to risk major law suit calling bullshit, or worse take the stink shit to the lab to actually have it tested??
Oh yeah one thing, almost forgot, make sure he smear some of your feces outside the cup this way if it doesn't work at least he can have piece of mind knowing he shitted on them..
"Cats be cuttin' they nuts without the white man's help." - my great-uncle Ralph (deceased over three decades)
My nigga, you need clean pee if you have to nail it 100% all of that detox shit might not get it done and might show up in the lab work. find someone to pee for you and get that shit warm to the touch, if you got to travel far have them go with you so they can piss in the car for you before you hop out that might be even better!
Don't use female piss either I had a friend do that that crakka called him back and said your pee was clean but your pregnant lmao serious companies know all the tricks!!!!!!!
If they want hair to sample you done!
Don't use female piss either I had a friend do that that crakka called him back and said your pee was clean but your pregnant lmao serious companies know all the tricks!!!!!!!
If they want hair to sample you done!
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only a nigga who had to do that shit would get mad.... ijs.....
I pass my urine test by doing cardio but if u not a cardio guy , try hitting up a sauna 20-30 mins,thats helps excrete toxins cuz the whole point is sweating....and use CERTO GEL on day of test for extra reassurance
This was a health care facility job and i had four days to piss and i passed it
This was a health care facility job and i had four days to piss and i passed it
For years I beat piss tests and anyone who knew me and asked beat piss tests as well. I don't know what it's like in your area but in NYC we have herbal health shops in all the boroughs. I personally only shop from the ones run by Rastafarians or people of African decent. One of the most popular drinks I like is from https://detoxify.com/ There are several like it but that one is tight as fuck. It works in one hour and last for up to five hours. I hope that helps.
I didn't read the replies, but I have extensive experience beating piss tests.
First of all, stop smoking, asap. Second, drink lemon water every until the day of test; use a real lemon and drink on an empty stomach for at least an hour. Drink alot of water every day. Alot of water.
The day of the test, piss as much as you can before the test. Your first piss of the day is your dirtiest The goal is to mask your levels by dilution. Drug test are typically at a 50ng cutoff. A diluted test should beat that.
Get a home drug test from the grocery store and try this method. It works. Good luck
First of all, stop smoking, asap. Second, drink lemon water every until the day of test; use a real lemon and drink on an empty stomach for at least an hour. Drink alot of water every day. Alot of water.
The day of the test, piss as much as you can before the test. Your first piss of the day is your dirtiest The goal is to mask your levels by dilution. Drug test are typically at a 50ng cutoff. A diluted test should beat that.
Get a home drug test from the grocery store and try this method. It works. Good luck
Good answer in the comments...
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http://herb.co/2016/04/07/how-to-flush-marijuana-out-of-your-system/
She's massaging his balls at the same time? Sheeeeeeeeit
You'd only need something like this if a mufucka standing over or in the room with you while you pisslol,
hey it look like a fake penis.... its supposed to be one of the best kits..
I don't need this, but anybody who says that bgol isn't worth the money for the yearly subscription is out of their damn mind. You can get help for damn near anything on this board
Anyone's life getting to the point of having to wear one of them shits needs to do some serious soul searching. LoL.lol,
hey it look like a fake penis.... its supposed to be one of the best kits..
Wow
.....But I think he is mixing up people who properly take weed with pot heads.... The difference between the two is like the difference between someone who drinks on occasion and a drunk who is a bum on the streets.. The problem with us is that we try to make pot heads feel like there is nothing wrong with them by equating them to folks who smoke weed once in a blue moon...
what would you expect from a faggot?lol @ the thought of a nigga carrying a tube of another nigga's hot piss under his balls.
well some folks tryin to pass probation need to go that route, or situations where they stand behind you and watch you piss..
I would just drink a lot of water and pop some b vitamins...
I agree that is a little too much for me, but like in the tv series atlanta when the chick took her babies piss and tried to make her own contraption, and that shit spilled all over her
at least this will prevent THAT shit from happening..
exactly....
Weed isnat water soluble
This is what all the drug addicts i work with use and they still have a job...
this is true, what the water does is dilute your
urine so the thc cooh levels are too low to detect...
Niacin! Burns fat cells. The same cells that hold the weed. Start today and drink a gallon of water per day until u take thr test. Slight burning sensation to your skin after you take it for about 5 minutes. Take your test at the last possible time of the day.
jay z seems to be doing well..
and president Obama accomplished a little
something something...
and ancient egyptians did thier thing...
life is a balance, you dont overdo anything,
I think I maybe the biggest pot head I know, but I also realize you cant do anything all the time, too much of anything is bad for you..
he has a right to his opinion but he has no right to tell people how to live their life....
he thinks the holy herb shuts the mind down, bob marley made some of the greatest music ever and has a legacy that is makin his children multi millionaires....
and he stayed high most of the time, what has this dude ever created??
Most of those detox drinks work if u follow instructions. Up until that day, I'd be drinking hella fucking water all day. I have a few buddies that smoke weed daily for years. And they never fail a drug test. Now if it's a hair test, you fucked homie. You better not had done no drugs for 7 years
All of those detox drinks require that you drink mad water along with the drink. It's a gimmick. The detox does nothing but add b vitamin for color and creatinine.
If anything, drink a Gatorade along with the water.
And it's been proven that working out before a test can actually increase thc in your urine. That's not what you want.
If anything, drink a Gatorade along with the water.
And it's been proven that working out before a test can actually increase thc in your urine. That's not what you want.
yea working out a week before ok, but working out within 24 hours of your test
is a big no no....
from what I understand its timing with the water, you dont want to start drinkin the day of the test, you want to start at least forty eight hours before, drinking at least a gallon a day.... not at once but through out the day...
and at least a litre before your test, you also want to piss about four times before you take your test...
you are NOT tryin to take the test on your first whizz for the day...big no no...
I think its effective unless you have a lot of body fat...
and you also want to catch that mid stream piss, not the start or the end of your stream..
My girl was an every day smoker and has passed 3 drug test with it so far...she got the advice from a girl who wakes up and smokes heavily all day. They both have worked at hospitals and passed.. 3rd girl i know also smokes religiously and passed...
1. Yes you have to drink the whole bottle and it does not taste good.
2. You have to refill the bottle with water and drink that too.
3. The first piss will be dirty. The second will be clean and so on for the next few hours. Its usually good for the second piss because it still looks natural.. If you take B12 it gives an unnatural yellow glow and they might make you retest.
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