10 Insanely Titled Books
BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!
It doesn't get any better than this. Read the reviews on Amazon.
Masturbation Tecniques Between Batman and Robin
There is a book in Spanish titled "Tecnicas de masturbación entre
Batman y Robin", that literally translates "Masturbation techniques
between Batman and Robin"
sent by CARD
everybody poops
(Reader Contribution to 12 More Insanely Titled Books)
What's Your Poo Telling You?
"All the greatest hits
are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging
Chad... the list goes on. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of
gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? Yep,
also here."
Cunt Coloring Book
"This book contains about 25 drawings of flower-like genitalia. Each
drawing is beutiful and unique - just in the same way that every woman
is beautiful in a different way."
Fuckin' Concrete Contemporary Abstract Algebra Introduction
"Reading Fuckin' Abstract Algebra
is a small adventure that one undertakes before doing something
profoundly conventional. Probably this is the most fucked academic
book, but definitely it is the best one to have fun and to learn from."
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression
and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway.
I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a
result, he has good complexion and
has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor,
happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under
any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in
succession without drawing out."
Zen of Farting
"No one knows much about its author, Reepah Gud Wan, who lived before
the 10th century in China and Japan, except that he was a legitimate
Buddhist monk who tired of the inability of his students to grasp the
essence of his teaching. In order to shake them up, he introduced the
Zen of Farting, expecting his students to see the joke, laugh at it,
and then understand his Buddhist teachings better. Unfortunately, they
failed to get the joke--and zen was the result. "
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them
"Anyone who has spent more time than they care to admit in the garage
will enjoy noted humorist Roger Welsch's exploration of the do's and
don'ts of tractor restoration. He offers invaluable advice and
discusses resources, tools, shop equipment, and the relationship that
develops between old machines and their owners."
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America
"Author Julian Montague has created an elaborate classification system
of abandoned shopping carts, accompanied by photographic documentation
of actual stray cart sightings. These sightings include bucolically
littered locations such as the Niagara River Gorge (where many a cart
has been pushed to its untimely death) and mundane settings that look
suspiciously like a suburb near you."
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance
"Features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel... with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action."
Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre
"Tim Lieder's anthology is an entertaining trip into the Outer Limits
of the Twilight Zone. It is a place where a War Against Clowns is
violently waged, a magician is taught magic by a scottish crab, a
pretty lycanthrope unleashes her wild side in a London club, and a not
so imaginary friend helps a shy young man get the girl. Sadly, there
are no cannibal teddy bears to be found in any of the stories. Maybe in
the next anthology."
Greek Rural Postmen and their Cancellation Numbers
"The book looks at the history of Greek stamps in rural parts of the
country and how they came to be cancelled by the Greek Postal Service."
12 More Insanely Titled Books
Published on 11/26/2009 under Names - 49,540 views
"There are three types of call:
1. People who had recently passed on or dead for years to out of the blue call family and friends.
2. The receiving kind: you call a house and somebody who is alive in other realities answers the phone.
3. A conversation with an alive person to another alive: yet one party
later on denies either making or receiving such phone call. (These are
people who intended to call but never did, yet it seems that the call
was psychically made).
The issue here is: How is the phone manipulated to carry on a normal conversation when one of the parties is not physical?"
as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in
Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life ($7.95)
"Great f*cking book!" --Stephen King
"The book makes short shrift of the old characterization of Hitler as a vegetarian"
"Ever ask yourself - Who am I? - Where did I come from? - What am I doing here? - Where do I go after I leave here? - Who is God?
- What is a soul? - Why did we do this? - How do we get back to
perfection and stop this entire struggle or can we? - Well I have! Can we talk
to God? How do we differentiate between God talking and our answering
ourselves? Be still and know that I am God! It took some years of
practicing but you can do it too!
This book is all about just that - Soul Evolution. I will describe the
process of receiving information and how to distinguish whether it is
the Spirit Teachers or you. Trust me! You can do this! The last thing I
ever tought I would do is write a book. An author I am not. But with a
direct link to the Spirit World you can do anything! "
"How do you pronounce names such as Huger, Legare, Mellichamp, and
Abbeville? Unless you are a native of the state, chances are that you
will not pronounce them like the people who live there. Here is a
highly entertaining, witty guide to the right way of saying a large
number of names."
"Among the book's more stimulating ideas are ways to use applicators to
build a type of Zen-garden-meets-Stonehenge, or as modern Chinese
finger traps. In sum, the book is a smooth, painless read that is fully
functional, yet kind of naughty."
"Discusses alternatives to full circumcision for medical conditions
(phimosis, tight foreskin) and details the loss of sensation and other
important functions of the foreskin. Opened my eyes to the reality of
regrowing my own prepuce. I have regrown about 1/2 inch and regained
some lost sensation using the do-it-yourself techniques in this
excellent book."
"Step into a dark and absurd world where human beings are slaves to
corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby
jesus is a very popular anal probe.
Presented in the style of a children's fairy tale, The Baby Jesus Butt
Plug is a short dystopian horror story about a young couple who make
the mistake of buying a living clone of the baby jesus to use for anal
sex. Once the baby jesus clone turns on them, all hell breaks loose."
"The publication is based on 30 years of the author's research...It is
therefore an excellent "state of the art" that will be useful to both
practitioners and manufacturers"
"In Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition, historian B. R. Burg investigates the social
and sexual world of these sea rovers, a tightly bound brotherhood of
men engaged in almost constant warfare. What, he asks, did these men,
often on the high seas for years at a time, do for sexual fulfillment?"
"A Story of Boy Scouts in Strange Adventure"
"Winnie the Pooh eats too much honey and gets stuck in the doorway of
Rabbit's house."
Worst Jobs:
Animal Masturbator
Researchers
who want animal sperm -to study fertility or for artificial
insemination-have a suite of attractive options: They can ram an
electric probe up an animal's rectum, shove an artificial
vagina onto the animal's penis, or simply do it the old-fashioned
way-manual stimulation. The first option, electroejaculation, uses a
priapic rectal probe to send electricity pulsing through the animal's
nether regions. "All the normal excitatory signals that stimulate
ejaculation, like touch, sight, sound and smell, can be replaced with
the current from the probe," says Trish Berger, professor of animal science at the University of California, Davis. "It's fascinating. Of course, this is a woman
talking." Electroejaculation generally requires anesthetizing the
animal and is typically used on zoo dwellers. The other two methods-the
artificial vagina, or AV, and the good old hand-require that animals be
trained to the procedure. The AV-a large latex tube coated with warm
lubricant -is used primarily to get sperm from dairy bulls (considered
the most ornery and dangerous of bovines). The bull gets randy with a
steer; when he mounts the steer with his forelegs, a brave
technician, AV in hand, insinuates himself between the two aroused
beasts and deftly redirects the bull's penis into the mock genitalia,
which he must then hold tight while the bull orgasms. (Talk about bull
riding!) Three additional technicians attempt to ensure this
(fool)hardy soul's safety by anchoring themselves to restraining ropes
attached to a ring in the bull's nose. Alas, this isn't always
absolutely effective: Everyone who's wielded an AV has had at least one
close call, and more than a few have been sent to the hospital. The
much safer "digital pressure" is used mostly with pigs, who are trained
from an early age to mount a small bench while the researcher reaches
around with a gloved hand and provides appropriate pleasure-er,
pressure. (Link)
Sewers Cleaner
Ramesh Sahu works in the sanitation department of Calcutta, cleaning out the city's sewers. On a regular basis, Rakesh sits in a low crouch at the
bottom of a seven-foot-deep manhole, sloshing away in a swirl of human
waste and sediment. Equipped with a hoe and a steel bar, and wearing
only a pair of loose purple underpants, Rakesh empties the thick black
sludge from a clogged sewer into a bucket that his fellow crew members
hoist up and dump in the middle of a narrow road. A small mountain of
decaying excrement accumulates between the manhole and a rickety wooden
vegetable cart. Two co-workers reach down and yank Rakesh out by his
sore, extended arms, his body splattered with putrid muck. At 27, with
a wife, three young daughters and a monthly income of about $100, he
has been a sewage worker for the Delhi Jal (Water) Board for the past
10 years.
Cat Food Quality Controller
British man Jon Hanson had what he describes as the worst job in
his entire life: quality control on cat food. His task involved several
test as he describes. Test 1: Bury face in a huge tub of it and sniff
it to make sure it's fresh. Test 2: Plunge arms in it up to the elbows
and grope for bony bits and take them out. Test 3: Scoop up huge dollop of it, smear it flat on surface and prod it with fingers to test how much gristle is there. Uggghh! (Link)
Roadkill Remover
Pretty self-explanatory. Roadkill collectors not only have the job of peeling
the remains of dead creatures in decay off the road in various states,
they also get to do it while braving oncoming traffic. (Link)
"shitty" job
(Reader Contribution to 10 of the World's Worst Jobs)
How would dyou like this job...
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