The One thing that made it the worst Pussy you ever had

doe moe

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DiamondKutta

Supernova
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Chick had the WORST yeast infection. Had blue cheese crumbles all on my bed and around my dick. The ONLY time I have ever vomited from a pussy. Was cleaning my joint and couldn't hold back the gags. To make it so bad, she was taking forever in the bathroom (She knew) and I had to clean my joint in the kitchen sink, that's where I threw up.

Crazy thing was, she looked good, was in shape and was relatively cool. Just couldn't fuck with her too much after that.
 

Dr. Truth

GOD to all Women
BGOL Investor
Chick had the WORST yeast infection. Had blue cheese crumbles all on my bed and around my dick. The ONLY time I have ever vomited from a pussy. Was cleaning my joint and couldn't hold back the gags. To make it so bad, she was taking forever in the bathroom (She knew) and I had to clean my joint in the kitchen sink, that's where I threw up.

Crazy thing was, she looked good, was in shape and was relatively cool. Just couldn't fuck with her too much after that.
Lmbaoooooo
 

Bedroom Bully

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She was a lesbian. Did not know until after it was over and she started showing me pics of her girlfriend. The lack of moves and not being able to take dick made sense. I did everything to finish as fast as possible.

Actually if I knew beforehand, it would been better knowing that I made a hot lesbian want to fuck me.
 

DiamondKutta

Supernova
BGOL Investor
bitch wanted to fuck me so bad she didn’t tell me she was on her period, flicked them lights on & bed look that scene from The Oval when the President found that bitch head chopped off in the bed
Had this happen to me. I kept my wife beater on and was smashing this white chick who lived down the street from where the Chiefs play in KC. (Independence, MO)

I met her on POF and decided to come through. Came to her spot on Saturday night about 9:00 and she was sucking me off by 11:00. Next day we were at her house and she was super horny so I smashed mid-day after her son left. I looked down and seen my tank top looked like crime scene evidence. Imagine someone took a spray bottle filled with blood and sprayed your navel area while you still had a shirt on. It was absolutely DISGUSTING. Heavy flow day or I beat a dead baby out that pussy, don't know. I couldn't finish and had to get in the shower. Crazy thing was that I used the bathroom in the basement and noticed she had a portable clothes rack with men's clothes. Come to find out her guy was in the Army and deployed over in the desert somewhere. I was Jody. Ha.
 

godofwine

Supreme Porn Poster - Ret
BGOL Investor
A yellow condom turned red

I met a woman who gave amazing head, and her pussy was real good too. Well, she came over a couple days after her period was over...

Should have waited another couple days

I'm fucking her and I look down at the condom which was yellow and it's now red

I fucking lost it. Like Michael Jackson "I started screaming, and shouting, and acting mad..."

I kicked the bitch out of my house

In a couple days, I was horny again and I called her up apologizing but she wasn't hearing any of it
 

BATMAN

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BGOL Investor
Went through a breakup. Like most of your homies, they take you out to get over it. Went to a house party and ran into the Zeta that was light-skinned, small frame, bubble butt and low fade. She had the juice. Got her number and a few weeks later, we hanging out. Gave me head in the car on the way back home after a night out. Few more weeks pass by and she tells me she is zodly and down for whatever. Link up with her, and she smelled like fish sticks and ketchup. Thought it may have been a fluke and went back and this time she smelled like corn-chips. Slowly stopped talking to her after that.
 

Dr. Truth

GOD to all Women
BGOL Investor
My first week back at FAMU . I Almost smashed a broad from Columbus Ohio. Snuck her in my dorm room. My room mate bounced So we could get busy.

Her pussy was not only the hairiest shit I ever seen it was the funkiest. That Florida Heat smh. Bitch was wearing jeans in all that humidity. Long story short she laid there not blinking like she knew she stunk. The entire room filled up with an odor of old greens , cumin powder and spoiled crab shells once her panties were removed. I couldn’t get hard and told her to leave.

When my roommate returned he tried clowning but the smell Overwhelmed him, he ended up staying in one of our boys dorms down the hall lol. I told the whole damn Young Hall about this ratchet bitch. She ended up transferring back to Ohio after that. I probably ruined her life.
 

jimmiewine

"Are you gonna bring Halle? That's a fine bitch!"
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Gorgeous sister with hazel eyes and big titties. Looked like a thicker version of Anna Amore. Went in her house and I had her against the door! I’m hitting honey good and I got a whiff of that pwussy: She smelled like African underarm funk! I was so turned off that I left. Shit.
 

Race Harley

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Platinum Member
Went through a breakup. Like most of your homies, they take you out to get over it. Went to a house party and ran into the Zeta that was light-skinned, small frame, bubble butt and low fade. She had the juice. Got her number and a few weeks later, we hanging out. Gave me head in the car on the way back home after a night out. Few more weeks pass by and she tells me she is zodly and down for whatever. Link up with her, and she smelled like fish sticks and ketchup. Thought it may have been a fluke and went back and this time she smelled like corn-chips. Slowly stopped talking to her after that.

:lol: :roflmao3:

I think that’s the smoothest “no pun intended” I’ve seen!
 

VAiz4hustlaz

Proud ADOS and not afraid to step to da mic!
BGOL Investor
Gorgeous sister with hazel eyes and big titties. Looked like a thicker version of Anna Amore. Went in her house and I had her against the door! I’m hitting honey good and I got a whiff of that pwussy: She smelled like African underarm funk! I was so turned off that I left. Shit.

Watch it! :angry: You can’t throw slurs to Africans on BGOL. Feel free to dis Black Americans all you want though.
 

PJN

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BGOL Investor
Got a little wet and smelled like a dead animal. :puke: Shocked me cause baby girl was fine as hell.
Bruh! The memories! Phat ass mighty fine becky in college. I actually quit it midstroke, went back to my apt, showered for a fucking long time while questioning my existence on earth, took my clothes to the dumpster and sprayed Jean Paul Gaultier all over me.
 

treal5

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Platinum Member
Stank pussy from some old chick. Had to fake nut to end the session. Obviously no call back on that one.
 

OUT THARE

It takes a nation of millions to keep us black
BGOL Investor
Chick had the WORST yeast infection. Had blue cheese crumbles all on my bed and around my dick. The ONLY time I have ever vomited from a pussy. Was cleaning my joint and couldn't hold back the gags. To make it so bad, she was taking forever in the bathroom (She knew) and I had to clean my joint in the kitchen sink, that's where I threw up.

Crazy thing was, she looked good, was in shape and was relatively cool. Just couldn't fuck with her too much after that.

I’d came out that pussy like
 
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