it was so dry
but she was 52
but she was 52
For me the bitch wasnt even fine...I was just needing to break a dry spellGot a little wet and smelled like a dead animal. Shocked me cause baby girl was fine as hell.
LmbaooooooChick had the WORST yeast infection. Had blue cheese crumbles all on my bed and around my dick. The ONLY time I have ever vomited from a pussy. Was cleaning my joint and couldn't hold back the gags. To make it so bad, she was taking forever in the bathroom (She knew) and I had to clean my joint in the kitchen sink, that's where I threw up.
Crazy thing was, she looked good, was in shape and was relatively cool. Just couldn't fuck with her too much after that.
Had this happen to me. I kept my wife beater on and was smashing this white chick who lived down the street from where the Chiefs play in KC. (Independence, MO)bitch wanted to fuck me so bad she didn’t tell me she was on her period, flicked them lights on & bed look that scene from The Oval when the President found that bitch head chopped off in the bed
Went through a breakup. Like most of your homies, they take you out to get over it. Went to a house party and ran into the Zeta that was light-skinned, small frame, bubble butt and low fade. She had the juice. Got her number and a few weeks later, we hanging out. Gave me head in the car on the way back home after a night out. Few more weeks pass by and she tells me she is zodly and down for whatever. Link up with her, and she smelled like fish sticks and ketchup. Thought it may have been a fluke and went back and this time she smelled like corn-chips. Slowly stopped talking to her after that.
Gorgeous sister with hazel eyes and big titties. Looked like a thicker version of Anna Amore. Went in her house and I had her against the door! I’m hitting honey good and I got a whiff of that pwussy: She smelled like African underarm funk! I was so turned off that I left. Shit.
Bruh! The memories! Phat ass mighty fine becky in college. I actually quit it midstroke, went back to my apt, showered for a fucking long time while questioning my existence on earth, took my clothes to the dumpster and sprayed Jean Paul Gaultier all over me.Got a little wet and smelled like a dead animal. Shocked me cause baby girl was fine as hell.
Chick had the WORST yeast infection. Had blue cheese crumbles all on my bed and around my dick. The ONLY time I have ever vomited from a pussy. Was cleaning my joint and couldn't hold back the gags. To make it so bad, she was taking forever in the bathroom (She knew) and I had to clean my joint in the kitchen sink, that's where I threw up.
Crazy thing was, she looked good, was in shape and was relatively cool. Just couldn't fuck with her too much after that.
One talked too much during sex and another was too tight
This...Stink pussy will always my my shit soft (pause)