Is there a battle between Dave Chappelle and Dane Cook?

[geechiedan]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080104/ap_en_ot/people_dane_cook_2

Cook's 7-hour set breaks comedy record

LOS ANGELES - Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle.

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In what is becoming a heated battle between the two comedians, Cook told jokes at the Sunset Strip comedy club for 7 hours, beating the record Chappelle, 34, set at 6 hours and 12 minutes in December.

Cook went on stage Tuesday and continued until nearly 7 a.m. Wednesday, and at one point even sent out for food to keep the audience fed and happy.

"If this rivalry keeps up I'm going to turn the Laugh Factory into a bed and breakfast," club owner Jamie Masada said.

Last April, Cook set a record with an act lasting 3 hours and 50 minutes, breaking a mark set by Richard Pryor in 1980 of 2 hours and 41 minutes. Chappelle broke the record later that month, then broke his own record in December.

Cook, 35, most recently appeared with Steve Carell in the film "Dan in Real Life."

 

[SAFOOL]

Dane Cook isnt fit to wipe Dave Chappelles ass, so no.

 

[clayizaiken]

Dave Chappelle I can understand, but who the fuck wants to listen to Dane Cook's wackass for 7 skr8 hours????

 

[Amajorfucup]

Cook is a no talent douche who was made famous by brainless drunken white frat boys and college clowns. The guy cant hold Chappelles jock.

 

[Tiredoflurkin]

Cook is a no talent douche who was made famous by brainless drunken white frat boys and college clowns. The guy cant hold Chappelles jock.

Basically!!!

 

[revenge]

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[b0010100]

Dane is comin' at Chappelle?!?! He wants to be mentioned in the same sentence as Pryor?!?!!
WTF?!?!
he needs to get some material first!

btw
how many noticed how he had to order food to keep the audience 'fed and happy' or else his 'record' would have been about 2mins long

 

[SAFOOL]

Cook is a no talent douche who was made famous by brainless drunken white frat boys and college clowns. The guy cant hold Chappelles jock.

I dont think I have ever heard a comedian as unfunny as Dane but his cd's sell like crack. His tours sell out and he gets to keep making movies no matter how bad they flop.

 

[96ST]

dave got it,... on material alone

 

[Brother Blues]

Cook is a no talent douche who was made famous by brainless drunken white frat boys and college clowns. The guy cant hold Chappelles jock.

And that's the truth!!!

I cannot imagine listening to him for five minutes,let alone seven hours???
I'm not racist,but...he looks like the kind of guy you would love to see getting his ass kicked.

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

never even heard of Dane Cook.

 

[BMG]

i'm gonna try and check chappelles set out if he comes back to break the record

 

[ClevelandDawg216]

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werd. 7 hours of dane cooks lame comedy must have been torture for the crowd.

 

[chevyman1915]

I dont think I have ever heard a comedian as unfunny as Dane but his cd's sell like crack. His tours sell out and he gets to keep making movies no matter how bad they flop.

Not everything Chappelle do is funny either. Chappelle is funnier than Cook yes. But I dont hate on Cook, he has some really good jokes. That are original.

 

[J Storm]

Not everything Chappelle do is funny either. Chappelle is funnier than Cook yes. But I dont hate on Cook, he has some really good jokes. That are original.

 

[pantha266]

Not everything Chappelle do is funny either. Chappelle is funnier than Cook yes. But I dont hate on Cook, he has some really good jokes. That are original.

Fuck Dane Cook!!!!!

 

[Jagi]

dane cook is like souldja boy and tight jeans

i dont understand the youths fascination but highschool kids and younger a few older and definately some white women love him to death. its true. ask blunt



my son tried to get me to watch him once, he started rolling, i said let him set up the joke for me so i can laugh, he said that was the joke.. i just and walked away

cook has not one funny bone in his body.. at best he has stage presence so if comedy fails he can sell homes on informercials at 3am

 

[Jewelz]

I like both, Dave more...but I do like Cook.

 

[datu rocc]

Dave Chappelle I can understand, but who the fuck wants to listen to Dane Cook's wackass for 7 skr8 hours????

co-sign.

 

[Dert Bagg]

Well since the shit doesn't have to be funny, I could beat Chappelle's record too.

 

[D-Nice 1]

Not everything Chappelle do is funny either. Chappelle is funnier than Cook yes. But I dont hate on Cook, he has some really good jokes. That are original.

D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)

 

[Brother Blues]

Yeah young people like this fool....
I saw some of his shit on my computer...turns out my 15 year old son had downloaded it from FrostWire.I told him if I ever saw him on my computer,or on Frostwire and listening to that shithead again...his ass was done.

 

[ClevelandDawg216]

D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)

 

[Ill Paragraph]

 

[Ming Fei Hong]

Not everything Chappelle do is funny either. Chappelle is funnier than Cook yes. But I dont hate on Cook, he has some really good jokes. That are original.

D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)

 

[onion]

Not everything Chappelle do is funny either. Chappelle is funnier than Cook yes. But I dont hate on Cook, he has some really good jokes. That are original.

bullshit. if he's so original then why did Joe Rogan call his ass out on Opie & Anthony's show? Just look on wikipedia and see how many comedians he stole from. now hes just stealing from Chappelle

KILL DANE COOK

 

[TaylrMayd]

D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)

YALL WILD

 

[DaMenace1]

 

[Dert Bagg]

POP LIFE: THE JOKE'S ON US
How can any comedian get as famous as Dane Cook has with no jokes?

Taylor Dayne. Cookie Monster. The Great Dane next door. Cooke City, Montana. A prune Danish. The Bugs Bunny cartoon that goes, "Cook! Where's my hasenpfeffer?" This is just a partial list of things that are funnier than Dane Cook, but let's stop here or we could go on all day, like one of Dane's monologues. Yeah, we get it: the world's hottest comedian, a success story, the MySpace generation, blah to the blah, but where are the fucking jokes? Dane, did you bring any jokes at all? Or did you just figure you'd think of some after you got famous? His success is his whole story, with his hit album Retaliation, his HBO special Vicious Circle, his Jessica Simpson comedy Employee of the Month. But when does the funny start? How can any comedian get this famous with no jokes? It's like he's a lovable character Will Ferrell made up for an upcoming media-prank comedy, Funnyguy: The Legend of Dane Cook.
Tune in to Dane, and you'll hear old "ya ever notice?" gags you thought would never walk again. You will learn about airports, driving, the ways women are different from men (they cry!), and how people call you "pal" when they're not your pal. "Why are we still requesting people say 'cheese'?" Dane asks. "Was there a time in history when like, photography and cheese were like, the shit?" The best line on Retaliation goes, "He was hit by a Dodge, which I found funny and ironic." I can't wait to figure out which old Emo Philips record that one comes from.

Other comics resent him, not so much for success as for biting routines from Louis C.K. and still not being funny. Dane could be reading aloud from Dave Berg's "The Lighter Side of" in Mad magazine, or he could be Animal House if you thought Neidermeyer was the funny one, but it doesn't matter. Either way, he's huge. Go to his Web site, where he earned his rep as a marketing whiz, and you notice there's no comedy, just essays about how hard he's worked. "Great news!!!" he writes. "We already made back our entire budget and now the movie is making a profit. This is great for me and my cast. It has sent a message that I can open a film up against huge competition." Dane, did you wonder if we noticed Employee of the Month was the assest movie Andy Dick's ever been in, and that includes The Hebrew Hammer? We did! In his Danecasts, he doesn't crack jokes; he listens to Coldplay, replies to his New Friend Requests and urges us to go see Employee of the Month. "Thank you for wanting to check in with me," he muses. "Five million people downloading the Danecast, and let me tell you, it's just gonna get better." You're welcome! So -- heard any good jokes lately?

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/12073063/pop_life_the_jokes_on_us

 

[onslaught4854]

Cook went on stage Tuesday and continued until nearly 7 a.m. Wednesday, and at one point even sent out for food to keep the audience fed and happy.

Sounds more like a hostage situation to me. Non funny bastard will talk for twenty minutes and never get to a punchline.

 

[Twistyaaliyah]

some of dane cooks shit is funni to me...but he over exaggerates most of his stuff and it becomes annoying. I can't get enuf of dave thoo....he is one of those dudes that would give u a great set of abs laughin at his ass

 

[White Lurker]

Cook is terrible and not funny, 20yr old white college kids really like him though

Chappelle is light years ahead of Cook

 

[KhowYunFat]

i didnt know Dane Cook was on some Menacia shit but that was mydude those two CDs are funny as hell i dont care what cats say if you listen to them and dont laugh you prolly frontin

 

[Rembrandt]

Mencia is kind of funny but dane cook is dumb boring.

 

[Makkonnen]

POP LIFE: THE JOKE'S ON US
How can any comedian get as famous as Dane Cook has with no jokes?
lately?

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/12073063/pop_life_the_jokes_on_us

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