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Damn, I'd beat.
 
I work with this Muslin guy who swears that if you whisper something in a woman's ear while they're dreaming, it will be incorporated in their dream and they will wake up thinking about it. Since, then when my wife has been dreaming, I kept getting the urge to whisper "you want to perform oral sex" to see if she'll wake up and ask me can she give me a blow job. But I'm afraid that I don't have any way of knowing for sure if it will work or not because, if she doesn't wake up and ask me if she can give me a blow job, I won't know if it didn't work, or if she went to work and asked her boss if she could give him a blow. So I said, fuck it and left it alone! :dunno:
 
For me, it's fucking the FLOTUS in the oval office and just straight disrespecting the pussy. FLOTUSes from Hillary Clinton onward. :dunno:
 
Whenever a random fine female brushes her ass against me in a crowded elevator, I've thought to myself:

"hmmm, even softer than I imagined"

"wow, that's a nice firm married booty on this one"
 
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Whenever I see a pregnant woman I sometimes try to imagine what sex position she was in when the shot took...

:lol: when I see a fine pregnant woman I say "someone had a good time bustin in that."

When I see a fine one knocked up I think “I don’t blame you brother, I wouldn’t have pulled out either.”

All of these. I thought I was the only one who did this.

how many time Barack & Michelle got freaky in the White house, and if she screams or moans.
Also if secret service guarding the door heard her ass clap before during the night :blush:

Yup.

When I see a group of fine women's I always wonder who got the best Head/Pussy? Who would fuck me better in doggy/froggy? Who the freakiest?

Exactly. And in my mind I'm thinking, "Damn, I would fuck the shit out of her!" And the fantasy begins.

I feel some kinda way about the AARP CEO lady. I cant quite explain it.........

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No shame. She's nice looking. I'll bet that sex with her must be good.

Damn ..Michelle must have some good fucken pussy..

I've BEEN saying that about her!
 
Was eating with a friend who brought a friend. Chicks pass by, we comment, laugh or lust. Normal shit. The extra dude commented on a young girl. Really young! :smh: Then another. :confused:For clarity, I insist she’s too young. He shrugs “You telling me she’s a virgin or something?” I looked my friend ...silence. He saw it in me. I could have Dexter’d his friend and felt nothing. After my sister was raped I lost most feeling for men like that. R Kelz, Cosby. I think I could do it and my only concern would be getting caught.
 
I work with this Muslin guy who swears that if you whisper something in a woman's ear while they're dreaming, it will be incorporated in their dream and they will wake up thinking about it. Since, then when my wife has been dreaming, I kept getting the urge to whisper "you want to perform oral sex" to see if she'll wake up and ask me can she give me a blow job. But I'm afraid that I don't have any way of knowing for sure if it will work or not because, if she doesn't wake up and ask me if she can give me a blow job, I won't know if it didn't work, or if she went to work and asked her boss if she could give him a blow. So I said, fuck it and left it alone! :dunno:

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
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