Lion Attempts To Attack A Hippo

To be fair, the lion wasn't really trying to attack it. It kinda looked like the lion got curious, and jetted as soon as it saw what it was poking at was a hippo.

But yeah. Hippos are straight up no joke. I want to say they cause the most boating fatalities on the river, but I might be wrong.
 
that wasnt a rino but I get your point tho....

I always thought rhinos could take hippos easily

but that is not the case at all.

hippos are NOT to be fucked with..
True. Rhinos are on the lower end of animals in Africa NOT to be fucked with. Three of the most dangerous animals who kill the most people in Africa are not predators: Hippo, Elephant, and Cape Buffalo - with the Cape Buffalo always having a nasty attitude. If that lion didn't get gored it was lucky as fuck

"I thought you were dead"

"Naw, nigga. But take this shit with you as you get the fuck out my spot. Punk ass lion. I no punk bitch"
 
True. Rhinos are on the lower end of animals in Africa NOT to be fucked with. Three of the most dangerous animals who kill the most people in Africa are not predators: Hippo, Elephant, and Cape Buffalo - with the Cape Buffalo always having a nasty attitude. If that lion didn't get gored it was lucky as fuck

"I thought you were dead"

"Naw, nigga. But take this shit with you as you get the fuck out my spot. Punk ass lion. I no punk bitch"

Can you imagine if you was walkin down a road in africa just chilling

All of a sudden you hear some rumbling and you see a hippo chasing yo ass

You are f to the ucked
 
Can you imagine if you was walkin down a road in africa just chilling

All of a sudden you hear some rumbling and you see a hippo chasing yo ass

You are f to the ucked
You might have a chance. I hippos max speed on land is 19 miles an hour We're a human can reach 28 miles an hour. All I'm saying is you better be in pretty decent shape or that's your ass mr. Postman
 
Muphucka ran up on.....
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Peter Potamus
 
That Lion was like "Baby-Gurrrrl, you got a Phat Ass, let me get some of that...."

Sometimes, you're rejected. The lion tried, though.
 
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