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SEE IT: Switzerland and other European countries ask Donald Trump 'can we be second' after President's 'America first' message
BY Minyvonne Burke
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Friday, February 3, 2017, 2:14 PM


If America is going to be the greatest country in the world, Switzerland, Belgium and a slew of other European nations want the chance to be second.

During President Donald Trump's inauguration speech, he said America would start to rebuild itself by putting "America first."

In response to Trump's message, the comedy show "Zondag met Luback" posted a video asking if the Netherlands could be second.

Now, a number of satirical videos have surfaced asking if other European countries could follow America and become second.

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SRF Comedy released a YouTube video on Thursday detailing to Trump why he should make Switzerland second over the Netherlands by taking jabs at the Dutch and mocking Trump on policies like Mexico and women's rights.

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During Donald Trump’s inauguration speech, he declared that America would always be first.
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"Dear Mr. President," a comedian mimicking Trump's voice says. "Welcome to this introduction video about Switzerland. The sexiest country in Europe."

"Look at those mountains. Those big fat mountains," the comedian continues. "We're not flat, like for example the Netherlands. They are so flat. Total disaster."

The video goes on to highlight how Switzerland has the best women before mocking the country on their treatment of women.

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"We didn't let them vote until 1971. In some places even until 1990," the comedian says. "We grabbed them by the civil rights."

After listing other "great" things about the country, the comedian says that he knows America will always be first but could Switzerland take second place.

"We don't even want your money. We already have it. We keep it safe. We make sure nothing bad happens to it," the comedian says. "Switzerland, 12 points."

Other comedians quickly followed suit, releasing videos on behalf of countries like Belgium, Germany, Denmark, Portugal and Lithuania.

In Germany's plea to Trump, German talk show Neo Magazine Royale joked that everything in the country is orange, just like Trump. The video then listed why it has the best culture in the world and the greatest history, as it mocked things like Hitler, World War I and II and Oktoberfest.
 

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There’s a tiny nude Trump troll doll
02.20.2017
08:44 am

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It’s not unusual for troll dolls to be nude, but what’s not standard for troll dolls is showcasing their teeny-tiny troll penises. That’s exactly what artist Chuck Williams has done with this vinyl Trump troll doll. There’s even a cell phone in hand so this troll Trump is “Twitter ready.”

By now we’ve probably all seen the “Tiny POTUS” photoshopped memes making the rounds on the Internet with the intention of annoying President Shit “bigly.” Will the Trump troll doll so the same? Let’s hope so!

Right now the troll dolls have not been manufactured just yet. They’re on pre-order for $25 a pop with the hopes of the dolls being made and distributed in the next few months. (It could take up to a year, though.) Chuck Williams wants to find a quality factory to make ‘em.

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