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Denmark Just Trolled Trump With A Bus. Watch What Happens When It Moves
By Brian Tyler Cohen
Published on March 19, 2017
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Denmark just trolled Trump in the most beautiful and creative way. Encouraging Americans abroad to vote, the SPP Party in Denmark created a bus ad featuring Trump’s face, with the wheels as his eyes. When the bus moves, his eyes spin crazily.
When asked about the ad, Danish politician Pia Olsen Dyhr said, “I don’t think Trump as president will be positive for the development of the world and therefore Denmark.” It doesn’t seem like the Danish are mincing words here.
Let’s face it – Northern Europe has been crushing it lately. The Netherlands recently trolled Trump’s “America First” policy by releasing this viral video. Then Finland followed up with their own viral video. Sweden followed suit.
While Trump continues to cast the US in a negative light, claiming that America is “losing,” Denmark’s was just ranked number one in the “World Happiness Index Survey,” which is weighted on these factors: GDP, life expectancy, generosity, social support, freedom, corruption, and overall happiness.
Trump may very well have created a political uprising never seen before on Earth – but it’s against him. People from Hawaii to Denmark and beyond are uniting against what a growing number of people view as an illegitimate president.
Kudos to you, Denmark, and keep the creativity flowing.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,’ said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Sean Spicer’s clock?” asked the man.
“Spicer’s clock is in Satan’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,’ said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Sean Spicer’s clock?” asked the man.
“Spicer’s clock is in Satan’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
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